Famous Quotes & Sayings

Louis C. K.

My bank is the worst. They are screwing me. You know what they did to me? They're charging me money for not having enough money. Apparently, when you're broke, that costs money.

Mark Cuban

Money is a scoreboard where you can rank how you're doing against other people.

Charles Lyell

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession; a good accountant is a debit to his profession.

Bob Woodward

I give lectures for money, but all the money goes to charity. So, I make no money from it.

Billy Idol

It doesn't matter about money; having it, not having it. Or having clothes, or not having them. You're still left alone with yourself in the end.

Bill Pullman

Listen! We're not just doing this for the money! We're doing this for a S*** LOAD of money!

Edward Gibbon

I am indeed rich, since my income is superior to my expenses, and my expense is equal to my wishes.

Edith Piaf

If God has allowed me to earn so much money, it is because He knows I give it all away.

Edith Wharton

The only way not to think about money is to have a great deal of it.

Eddie Murphy

My wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money!

Eddie Murphy

The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people

Eddie Izzard

I appreciate your applause, but I don't do it for applause. I do it for cash, it's much better.

Eddie Izzard

You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.

Earl Wilson

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

Earl Warren

Ben Franklin may have discovered electricity- but it is the man who invented the meter who made the money.

Arthur Rock

You know, a lot of people are just interested in, in building a company so they can make money and get out.

Arnold Bennett

Much ingenuity with a little money is vastly more profitable and amusing than much money without ingenuity.

Denise Levertov

Don't eat those nice green dollars your wife gives you for breakfast.

Denis Waitley

Don't ever let economic alone determine your career or how you spend the majority of your time.

Dennis Miller

I like money. It's fun to fold and stack and smell and look at. It's just plain fun to count money, and I often do it in a loud falsetto while wearing nothing but a captain's hat and a coin changer.

Edward Forbes

People without independence have no business to meddle with science. It should never be linked with lucre.

Edgar Bronfman, Jr.

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn 100 million into $110 million is inevitable.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning

And is it not the chief good of money, the being free from the need of thinking of it?

Edmund Wilson

There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income.

Bill Murray

And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money. But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Bertolt Brecht

If you wan to steal money, don't rob a bank - open one.

Benjamin Harrison

It is often easier to assemble armies than it is to assemble army revenues.

Benjamin Harrison

I pity the man who wants a coat so cheap that the man or woman who produces the cloth will starve in the process.

Bernard de Mandeville

There is no intrinsic worth in money but what is alterable with the times, and whether a guinea goes for twenty pounds or for a shilling, it is the labor of the poor and not the high and low value that is set on gold or silver, which all the comforts of life must arise from.

Bernard Baruch

Increased wages, higher pensions, more unemployment insurance, all are of no avail if the purchasing power of money falls faster.

Carolyn Wells

A fool and his money are soon married.

Agnes Smedley

I believe only in money, not in love or tenderness. Love and tenderness meant only pain and suffering and defeat. I would not let it ruin me as it ruined others! I would speak only with money, hard money.

Charlie Chaplin

The saddest thing I can imagine is to get used to luxury.