Famous Quotes & Sayings

Anthony Jeselnik

My girlfriend is despicable. I just found out she flirted with my brother, during my mom's funeral, while I was asleep.

Ann Curry

People close to me called me 'Curry in a Hurry.' I was moving through life at 100 miles an hour trying to further my career and be a great mom and make everyone happy.

Ann Coulter

That is the theme of the Million Mom March: 'I don't need a brain - I've got a womb'.

Ann Coulter

The most dangerous action a woman can take when faced with a criminal is to resist with her fists: That tends to annoy violent criminals, and the woman will very likely be seriously injured. But a woman who takes the advice of Handgun Control Inc. and passively submits is 2.5 times more likely to be injured than a woman who resists with a gun. So if you don't want to lie back and enjoy it, get a gun. Otherwise you may never become a mom.

Andy Borowitz

Ann Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.'

Andy Cohen

Dinner 'conversation' at the Cohens' meant my sister, mom, and I relaying in brutal detail the day's events in a state of amplified hysteria, while my father listened to his own smooth jazz station in his head.

Andy Andrews

When I was 19 years old, both of my parents died in the same year; my mom of cancer and my dad in a car accident. Through the next two or three years and a series of bad decisions - all my own, I might add - I ended up literally homeless, before that was even a word. I even slept occasionally under a pier on the Gulf Coast.

Ana Ortiz

I was really lucky. My gal pal was my mom.

Ana Ortiz

I still feel like a kid sometimes myself so hard to believe that I'm a mom. Now I'm an adult! It only took 38 years!

Lilla Crawford

First, I started taking dance classes, and then I started taking singing lessons. Then my mom put me into a year-round theatre program where I did seven shows.

Kim Gordon

I'm a mom, but I don't always want to look just like that.

Kat Edmonson

I grew up with my mom; it was just the two of us.

Kate Upton

My mom is from Texas, but I was raised in Florida.

Nikki Reed

When I get hate mail, I get really down on myself, and I read it to my mom, and my mom is like, 'So what? Who cares? These people don't know you, so you can't take the praise or the hate to heart.'

Nikki Reed

My mom's the strongest, boldest woman I know.

Nikki Sixx

My mom, you know, took off when I was about 6. What ended up happening is I ended up being with my grandparents.

Casey Wilson

My mom worked tirelessly on getting equal rights for women.

This says a lot about this team. We've got our momentum back.

We don't have any plans at the moment to do a wholesale removal of numbers on old forms.

Hallie Ephron

I'd long wanted to write about that moment when a woman steps off the career track to have her first child. For me, that was a scary time.

Saina Nehwal

At nine, my mom used to tell me she saw an Olympic medalist in me. I used to take it as a joke, but she was very serious.

Adam Oates

You eat and sleep it all day long and play on the streets until mom calls you in. My story is no different than anybody else's.

Adam McKay

I grew up with a single mom who was a waitress. We were on food stamps. My mom then got Pell Grants, put herself through college to get a degree to get a better job. Because we were broke, I then had to go to a state school. I went to Temple University, and had to get loans. So I grew up in a world where I saw the government helping individuals pull themselves up, and saw it work very successfully.

Adam Lambert

My dad is a Deadhead, my mom's a Jewish-American princess from Jersey.

Abraham Joshua Heschel

The true meaning of existence is disclosed in moments of living in the presence of God

Alex Rodriguez

I'm focussing on what I haven't attained, not what I have. A lot has come to me early. I don't want to get consumed with that. Winners live in the present tense. People who come up short are consumed with future or past. I want to be living in the now. My goal is to play one full game in the now, but I haven't even gotten past the first inning yet. I start thinking about where my mom is or if my dogs have been fed. The average human has 2,000 thoughts a day. The really accomplished have 1,500 because you can focus longer. I need to learn how to focus longer.

Aleksa Palladino

Everyone in my family is an artist. Both my parents are painters and my mom's an opera singer. I was never shown any other way to process life.

Aleksandar Hemon

I've never meditated for a moment in my life. I don't know how it works. But one of the things you have to do to put yourself in the meditating mode is stop narrating yourself to yourself.

Albert Einstein

You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.

Alfred Stieglitz

Utopia is in the moment. Not in some future time, some other place, but in the here and now, or else it is nowhere.

Alfred Lord Tennyson

Every man, for the sake of the great blessed Mother in Heaven, and for the love of his own little mother on earth, should handle all womankind gently, and hold them in all Honor.

Graeme Smith

We want to keep the momentum we picked up with that win over Australia.

Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.