Famous Quotes & Sayings

Joe Hill

I remember an era when you could get your nose sliced off for sticking it too far into another man's business. Now you can find out anything about anyone with the click of a button. There is no privacy and no consideration, and everyone is prying into things that aren't their affair. You can probably check on the intertube and find out what color underwear I have on today.

Joe Hill

He paused, twisting his goatee, considering the law in Deuteronomy that forbade clothes with mixed fibers. A problematic bit of Scripture. A matter that required thought. "Only the devil wants man to have a wide range of lightweight and comfortable styles to choose from," he murmured at last, trying out a new proverb. "Although there may be no forgiveness for polyester. On this one matter, Satan and the Lord are in agreement.

Joe Hill

But God fears women even more that He fears the devil- and is right to. She, with her power to bring life into the world, was truly made in the image of the Creator, not man.

Joan of Arc

When women came up with PMS, men came up with ESPN.

Joan of Arc

Men are sometimes hanged for telling the truth.

Joan Rivers

The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.

Joan Rivers

Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

Joan Rivers

I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her.

Joan Rivers

No man will ever put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.

Joan Rivers

When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.

Joan Rivers

Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.

Joan Rivers

I'm going out with these old guys. One guy gave me a hickey and left his teeth in my neck. Another man, we were having a perfectly lovely dinner; he looked up and me and went: You're not my wife! Another guy died during dinner. I had to go in his pocket to get the American Express card. Then you wonder: What would he tip? Another guy said: I want you to meet my family, and took me to the cemetery.

Jimmy Rushing

This business switching styles can't be done honestly by one man. As soon as he can play his instrument well, he can express himself, and all his life he has only one self.

Jimmy Swaggart

I've never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry.

Jimmy Swaggart

I get amazed, I can't look at it but about 10 seconds, at these politicians dancing around this, dancing around this, I'm trying to find a correct name for it, this utter absolute, asinine, idiotic stupidity of men marrying men.

Jimmy Fallon

Hillary Clinton said that Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi is engaged in 'theater.' Which explains the new strategy to defeat him: casting him as the lead in 'Spider-Man: the Musical.'

Jimmy Fallon

We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would go from one car, up in the air and over to another car in a continuous shot while the film was still rolling, going 90 mph.

Georg Simmel

Man's nature, originally good and common to all, should develop unhampered.

Georg Simmel

Secrecy sets barriers between men, but at the same time offers the seductive temptation to break through the barriers by gossip or confession.

George Allen

We are so appreciative of the men and women in uniform who are protecting us, whether in Afghanistan or Iraq or on ships around the world. For our security, they are taking the offensive to the terrorists overseas.

George Ade

Every man is the architect of his own fortunes, but the neighbors superintend the construction.

George Ade

A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.

George Ade

The only literary men are those who have to work at it.

George A. Smith

We breathe the free air, we have the best looking men and handsomest women, and if they envy our position, well they may, for they are a poor, narrow minded, pinch-backed race of man, who chain themselves down to the law of monogamy and live all their days under the dominion of one wife. They aught to be ashamed of such conduct, and the still fouler channel which flows from their practices.

George A. Smith

Power and position often make a man trifle with the truth.

Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

Mark this well, you proud men of action! you are, after all, nothing but unconscious instruments of the men of thought.

Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

History teaches us that man learns nothing from history

Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

Poverty in itself does not make men into a rabble; a rabble is created only when there is joined to poverty a disposition of mind, an inner indignation against the rich, against society, against the government.

Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

A man who has work that suits him and a wife, whom he loves, has squared his accounts with life.

Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

We learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.

Garry Trudeau

Once a week, I am a very desperate man.

Garrett Hardin

The rational man finds that his share of the cost of the wastes he discharges into the commons is less than the cost of purifying his wastes before releasing them.

Garry Kasparov

All women are inferior to men.