Famous Quotes & Sayings

Conan O'Brien

A bank in Washington was robbed by two men in George W. Bush masks. Luckily, right afterwards two guys in President Obama masks came and bailed the bank out, so everything is fine.

Conan O'Brien

In the Year 2000 men will finally discover that the reason women go to the bathroom in pairs... is to make out.

Conan O'Brien

The head of the AFL-CIO endorsed John Kerry, saying, 'The time has come to come behind one man, one leader, one candidate.' Then he said, 'And until we find that man, we will endorse John Kerry.'

Conan O'Brien

Earlier tonight the second Republican debate took place here in California. With 10 men and only one woman, everyone thought they were watching 'The Bachelorette.'

Conan O'Brien

Macy's has severed ties with Donald Trump and no longer will carry his men's wear collection. From now on, men who want to look like Donald Trump will have to hunt and kill their own hair piece.

Conan O'Brien

Russia has named Vladimir Putin its man of the year for the 15th year in a row. Putin got 143 million votes and the guy he was up against got killed in a mysterious boating accident. The boat was in a warehouse.

Conan O'Brien

Let’s just agree any group of 3 or more handsome British men should be referred to as a 'cumberbatch.'

Eamon de Valera

All history is man's efforts to realise ideals.

E. W. Howe

I express many absurd opinions. But I am not the first man to do it; American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.

E. W. Howe

When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats.

E. W. Howe

Financial sense is knowing that certain men will promise to do certain things, and fail.

E. W. Howe

No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next.

E. W. Howe

There is no such thing as a convincing argument, although every man thinks he has one.

E. W. Howe

A young man is a theory, an old man is a fact.

E. W. Howe

Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.

E. W. Howe

Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.

E. W. Howe

When a man dies, and his kin are glad of it, they say, "He is better off."

E. W. Howe

A man has a right to think lots of things he has no right to say.

E. W. Howe

Men are a good deal better collectively than they are individually. Many a man will do that privately which he will denounce in a crowd.

E. W. Howe

Good manners do more for a man that good looks.

E. W. Howe

Nearly every man is a coward, if confronted by the proper terror.

E. W. Howe

When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him; that will immediately take his mind off your troubles.

E. W. Howe

Men are virtuous because women are; women are virtuous from necessity.

E. W. Howe

A religion that never suffices to govern a man will never suffice to save him; that which does not sufficiently distinguish one from a wicked world will never distinguish him from a perishing world.

E. W. Howe

Few men progress, except as they are pushed along by events.

E. W. Howe

The greatest thing in the world is for a man to be able to do something well, and say nothing about it.

E. W. Howe

I have long been disposed to judge men by their average. If it is reasonably high, I am charitable with faults that look pretty black.

E. W. Howe

Every man is a reformer until reform tramps on his toes.

E. W. Howe

When a man once gets a start holding office, it is nearly always necessary to finally choke him off.

E. W. Howe

When a man asks your advice, he usually tells you just how he expects you to decide.

E. W. Howe

There is something in the red of a raspberry pie that looks as good to a man as the red in a sheep looks to a wolf.

Dwight Yorke

Paul Scholes and Gary Neville are the centrefolds of Man United

Dwight Yoakam

I tried to pay some small tribute to A Man and a Woman (1966) with the recurring musical theme.