Quotes about marijuana
marijuana president today
President Obama answered questions on YouTube today. He was asked 7,500 times about legalizing marijuana. And that was just from Chad in Portland. Conan O'Brien
marijuana secret medical
Obama was heckled by someone who said, 'Don't forget about medical marijuana.' The Secret Service has narrowed the suspects down to everyone in L.A. Conan O'Brien
marijuana men lobbying
Medical marijuana users are now lobbying for the right to carry firearms. Because no one is a better shot than a stoned old man with glaucoma. Conan O'Brien
marijuana cities medical
Los Angeles residents are going to vote on a tax on anything sold in a medical marijuana dispensary. If the measure passes the city could be solvent within 45 minutes. Conan O'Brien
marijuana lasts plant
Marijuana plants were found near bin Laden's compound, which explains why bin Laden's last words were, 'Dude... ' Conan O'Brien
marijuana years lasts
A new report says that last year Colorado collected $44 million in marijuana taxes. Unfortunately, they can't remember where they put it. Conan O'Brien
marijuana jail trying
I was going to go make a film in Greece. if they caught you with this much marijuana, they threw you in jail, no questions asked, and I was trying to stuff it in my deodorant bottles. I thought, what I am doing? Dyan Cannon
marijuana ratios example
Marijuana, for example, won't help one determine the correct aspect ratio... David Mamet
marijuana emotional psychics
...hideous psychic fallout they'd all endured both in active marijuana-dependency and then in marijuana-detox: the social isolation, anxious lassitude, and the hyperself-consciousness that then reinforced the withdrawal and anxiety - the increasing emotional abstraction, poverty of affect, and then total emotional catalepsy - the obsessive analyzing, finally the paralytic stasis that results from obsessive analysis of all possible implications of both getting up from the couch and not getting up from the couch... David Foster Wallace
marijuana thinking people
I'm not a marijuana user, so I always feel kind of fraudulent. I applaud this, I do recreational drugs, but marijuana's never one of those. People think because I talk about drugs, that I smoke pot. But I don't. Doug Stanhope
marijuana california orange
The Americans take a product that literally grows on trees and turn it into a valuable commodity. Without them, cocaine and marijuana would be like oranges, and instead of making billions smuggling it, I’d be making pennies doing stoop labor in some California field, picking it. Don Winslow
marijuana gun smoking
I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window. Coolio
marijuana oil healthy
As a physician, I recommend nutritious hemp seeds and oil to anyone interested in maintaining a healthy diet. Everyone will benefit when American farmers can grow this amazing crop once again. Andrew Weil
marijuana smoking comfort
I was never directly pressured by peers, but by surrounding myself with others who were experimenting with smoking provided a certain false comfort. Christy Turlington
marijuana smoking dying
It is better to not even try it than to endure the ramifications of either quitting smoking or dying. Christy Turlington
marijuana smoking should
Tobacco exports should be expanded aggressively because Americans are smoking less. Dan Quayle
marijuana college drug
I used to smoke marijuana, but that was when I was in college, before it was a drug. Dan Quayle
marijuana make-sense
Legalisation doesn't make sense. Daniel Ortega
marijuana water drink
I did everything but drink the bong water when I was young. Dana Rohrabacher
marijuana people drug
There are many drugs that have many serious side effects and that are harmful to people. Marijuana is no different than that. Dana Rohrabacher
marijuana smoking trying
The true face of smoking is disease, death and horror - not the glamour and sophistication the pushers in the tobacco industry try to portray. David Byrne
marijuana drug illegal
Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let's put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal. Bill Hicks
marijuana games drunk
Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot? Bill Hicks
marijuana years drug
The importation and sale of marijuana is condemned and punished as a serious crime, but we accept as legitimate the manufacture and sale of an infinitely more addictive and deadly drug: the nicotine in cigarettes that cost the lives of 390,000 American citizens last year. Jimmy Carter
marijuana illinois bills
The Illinois Senate passed a bill on Wednesday to legalize medical marijuana. The bill was passed after the state senator said, 'Come on, dude, pass it. Come on.' Jimmy Fallon
marijuana play waiting
A new report claims that William Shakespeare was a marijuana user and may have been high when he wrote some of his plays. Which explains that one line: 'To be, or not to be . . . Wait, what was the question?' Jimmy Fallon
marijuana texas house
A house panel in Texas has approved full marijuana legalization for the state. Yeah, meaning Texas could go from having dude ranches to 'Dude, ranches.' Jimmy Fallon
marijuana effectiveness years
A revolution only lasts fifteen years, a period which coincides with the effectiveness of a generation. Jose Ortega y Gasset
marijuana firsts lost
At first it was just a misdemeanor, but then you lost the "mis-de" and you just got meaner and meaner.. Louis Armstrong
marijuana light texas
My theory is that everything went to hell with Prohibition, because it was a law nobody could obey. So the whole concept of the rule of law was corrupted at that moment. Then came Vietnam, and marijuana, which clearly shouldn't be illegal, but is. If you go to jail for ten years in Texas when you light up a joint, who are you? You're a lawbreaker. It's just like Prohibition was. When people accept breaking the law as normal, something happens to the whole society, you see? Orson Welles
marijuana years psychosis
Marijuana gives rise to insanity -- not in its users but in the policies directed against it. A nation that sentences the possessor of a single joint to life imprisonment without parole but sets a murderer free after perhaps six years is in the grips of a deep psychosis. Eric Schlosser
marijuana oil medicine
The number one reason why marijuana is illegal is because the Pharma Cartel does not want you to grow your own medicine. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. The first car ever made ran on hemp oil. Hemp seeds are also the healthiest food on the planet with the highest protein content out of any plant. Joe Rogan
marijuana brain concern
"One of the governor's concerns: "This high-THC marijuana, what can it do to a brain that is still developing?" John Hickenlooper