Famous Quotes & Sayings

Robert Frost

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

Rita Rudner

Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?

Rita Rudner

The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.

Renee O'Connor

I always thought I would be a marine biologist because I love the sea - but considering the fact that I've always loved acting and the theater, I don't think I ever gave anything else much of a chance.

Thornton Wilder

I didn't marry you because you were perfect. I didn't even marry you because I loved you. I married you because you gave me a promise. That promise made up for your faults. And the promise I gave you made up for mine. Two imperfect people got married and it was the promise that made the marriage. And when our children were growing up, it wasn't a house that protected them; and it wasn't our love that protected them--it was that promise.

Thomas More

Getting married is like putting one's hand in a bag containing 99 serpents and one eel.

Timbaland

It's probably hard to be married to me. It's not easy.

Timothy Leary

They've outlawed the number one vegetable on the planet.

Tom Peters

If there is a single tragic flaw that mars our biggest enterprises, it is conservatism - the failure to fail, and fail big, in an era of unprecedented volatility and ambiguity.

Tom Robbins

Except in the areas of civil rights and medical marijuana, the legacy of the sixties counterculture has been largely superficial. Still, though the light has dimmed and gone underground, something in me would like to think the sixties phenomenon was a dress rehearsal for a grander, wider leap in consciousness yet to come.

Tom Lehrer

They love us everywhere we go. So when in doubt, send the Marines.

Todd Gitlin

A century of convulsive change leaves huge demographic gouge marks.

Toni Collette

I like being married, but it was never something I felt I had to do.

Stephen Covey

I am convinced that if we as a society work diligently in every other area of life and neglect the family, it would be analogous to straightening deck chairs on the Titanic.

Stephen Covey

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling?

Suzanne Brockmann

Marriage equality is coming, and not merely to a theater near you.

Steven Pressfield

Fame Imperishable and glory that will never die -- that is what we march for!

Steven Morrissey

I don't want to get too involved in marketing budgets, online promotions and download set-ups because it would be a bit like Gertrude Stein mapping out a TV campaign. I want to sing. I want visibility. I am essentially Al Martino, not Seymour Stein.

Steven Curtis Chapman

There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife.

Sue Townsend

Adrian Mole's father was so angry that so many pepole got divorced nowadays. HE had been unhappilly married for 30 years, why should everybody else get away?

Steven Weinberg

Quantum field theory, which was born just fifty years ago from the marriage of quantum mechanics with relativity, is a beautiful but not very robust child.

Robert Browning

Success in marriage is more than finding the right person: it is being the right person.

Robbie Savage

Mark Hughes crossed every I and dotted every T.

Robbie Savage

I am not Pele or Maradona

Ricky Williams

I got high, and forgot I wasn't supposed to get high.

Richard Steele

The married state, with and without the affection suitable to it, is the completest image of heaven and hell we are capable of receiving in this life.

Sylvester Stallone

I respect a woman too much to marry her.

Truman Capote

Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only makes me giggle.

Tre Cool

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

Rick James

I love marijuana - Mary Jane - and you can print that! I smoke it every day and it's the greatest thing since ice cream and I'm not afraid to say it.

Richard Dean Anderson

They are a fairly aggressive conservation organization that was started to protect the great whales particularly, but in general all marine life around the world. So those are the people I'm trying to attach my name to.

Raymond Chandler

Above all never forget that a marriage is in one way very much like a newspaper. It has to be made fresh every damn day of every damn year.

Regis McKenna

The best marketing is education.