Famous Quotes & Sayings

Kristen Stewart

I'm not ready to get married, but I have a pretty great family and I'd like that too, someday.

Oliver Herford

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.

Oliver North

As a Marine officer in combat, I was responsible for the lives and safety of all the Marines who served with me.

Oliver Goldsmith

You, that are going to be married, think things can never be done too fast: but we that are old, and know what we are about, must elope methodically, madam.

Margaret Atwood

Thy only authentic ending is the one provided here: John and Mary die, John and Mary die, John and Mary die.

Marcus Luttrell

With 300 Marines you could probably take over Iraq if you wanted to and get rid of ISIS completely.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

The First Bond of Society is Marriage.

Kinky Friedman

You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.

Kinky Friedman

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

Margaret Thatcher

Just rejoice at the news and congratulate our armed forces and the Marines. Rejoice!

Margaret Thatcher

Our judgement is that the presence of the Royal Marines garrison is sufficient deterrent against any possible aggression.

Mark Twain

I would rather go to bed with Lillian Russell stark naked than Ulysses S Grant in full military regalia.

Mark Twain

My advice to girls: first, don't smoke - to excess; second, don't drink - to excess; third, don't marry - to excess.

Lauren Oliver

I am now officially married to Fred Hargrove. Nothing will ever be the same.

Lakshmi Mittal

At the end of the day you have to keep emotions away.

P. J. O'Rourke

Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.

P. J. O'Rourke

Satan probably wouldn't have talked so big if God had been his wife.

Paul Morley

The remix culture became very much controlled by the corporate world, it's a marketing tool mostly, to create mixes for different genres. So it's very soul-less in a way.

Paul Hornung

Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.

Patsy Kensit

On her marriage breakup with Liam: I can honestly say that life is fantastic now. I'm so happy that all the mess I used to have to deal with is not my mess anymore.

Patti LaBelle

When I was married, I wasn't loving myself. Now I'm in love with myself. I will get married again.

Oscar Wilde

Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.

Oscar Wilde

They flaunt their conjugal felicity in one's face, as if it were the most fascinating of sins.

Oscar Wilde

On the whole, the great success of marriage in the States is due partly to the fact that no American man is ever idle, and partly to the fact that no American wife is considered responsible for the quality of her husband's dinners.

Oscar Wilde

Marriage is hardly a thing one can do now and then, except in America.

Oscar Wilde

Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.

Oscar Wilde

Twenty years of romance makes a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage makes her something like a public building.

Oscar Wilde

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.

Mae West

I have never been able to sleep with anyone. I require a full-size bed so that I can lie in the middle of it and extend my arms spreadeagle on both sides without being obstructed.

Mae West

Marriage is like a book. The whole story takes place between the covers.

Mae West

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

Mae West

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

Luke Treadaway

It was great to play an ex-marine cockney thug. All my roles are as different as the colours of the rainbow.