Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jimmy Fallon

Researchers in Canada say they have discovered the part of the brain that is used to make decisions, and this is weird: If you're married, it's actually located in your wife's brain.

John Burns

I don't want to be married. I don't know - it sounds crazy, but in my mind, it's all connected. You get married, you have kids, you grow old, then you die. Somehow, it seems to me, if you didn't get married, you wouldn't die.

Joel Miller

Money spent in complying with a regulation cannot be spent again on marketing or product research.

Joel Osteen

To me, we're marketing hope.

Joel Osteen

I don't think that a same-sex marriage is the way God intended it to be.

Joel Osteen

Don't put a question mark where God has put a period.

Jim Talent

I've always believed the two best anti-poverty programs are work and marriage.

Lois Wyse

It was only long after the ceremony that we learned why we got married in the first place.

Logan Pearsall Smith

It is a matter of life and death for married people to interrupt each others stories; for it they did not, they would burst.

Madeleine Stowe

Yes, the marriage proposal was shot. Michael excluded the dialogue from the final edit.

Madeleine L'Engle

Sometimes idiosyncrasies which used to be irritating become endearing, part of the complexity of a partner who has become woven deep into our own selves.

Madeleine L'Engle

Because it is the nature of love to create, a marriage itself is something which has to be created, so that, together we become a new creature.

Louisa May Alcott

At twenty-five, girls begin to talk about being old maids, but secretly resolve that they never will. At thirty, they say nothing about it, but quietly accept the fact.

John Gay

Fair is the marigold, for pottage meet.

John Fowles

Ask me to marry you." "Will you marry me?" "No.

Lindsey Vonn

I wouldn't change being married. It was good for me, and I was happy for a period of time, and I learned a lot about myself.

Lindsay Lohan

I'm not going to deny the fact that I've tried pot. I hated it.

Linda Miles

All those "and they lived happily ever after" fairy tale endings need to be changed to "and they began the very hard work of making their marriages happy."

Linda Fiorentino

Marriage is a financial contract; I have enough contracts already.

Lil Wayne

We are not the same, I am a martian.

Leo Tolstoy

The chief cause of unhappiness in married life is that people think that marriage is sex attraction, which takes the form of promises and hopes and happiness - a view supported by public opinion and by literature. But marriage cannot cause happiness. Instead, it is always torture, which man has to pay for satisfying his sex urge.

Leo Tolstoy

The goal of our life should not be to find joy in marriage, but to bring more love and truth into the world. We marry to assist each other in this task. The most selfish and hateful life of all is that of two beings who unite in order to enjoy life. The highest calling is that of the man who has dedicated his life to serving God and doing good, and who unites with a woman in order to further that purpose.

Leo Burnett

Don’t tell me how good you make it; tell me how good it makes me when I use it.

Leo Rosten

For some not to be martyrs is martyrdom indeed.

Lawrence O'Donnell

While alcohol ... continues to wreak havoc in America, supported by a $6 billion-a-year alcohol industry advertising campaign extolling the joy of inebriation, the far less harmful drug of marijuana remains illegal and continues to ruin people's lives - only if they are caught possessing and convicted of that crime.

Lady Gaga

I have been addicted to it, and it's ultimately related to anxiety coping, and it's a form of self-medication, and I was smoking up to 15 to 20 marijuana cigarettes a day with no tobacco.

Lewis Grizzard

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.

Josephus Daniels

We will embrace you in uniform today, we will embrace you without uniform tomorrow.

Joseph Wood Krutch

The impulse to mar and to destroy is as ancient and almost as nearly universal as the impulse to create. The one is an easier way than the other of demonstrating power.

Joseph Heller

I couldn't see tying myself down with a middle-aged woman with four children, even though the woman was my wife and the children were my own.

Joseph Campbell

When people get married because they think it's a long-time love affair, they'll be divorced very soon, because all love affairs end in disappointment. But marriage is a recognition of a spiritual identity.

John M. McHugh

We also very importantly recommend continued growth in the Army and the Marine Corps end strength.

John Leguizamo

Bryan Cranston is generous, he's funny. When we did a wedding scene [in The Infiltrator ], at the end of the movie with a big set piece, he put the veil off the bride, he put it on, he pretended like we were getting married, he's just a goof.