Famous Quotes & Sayings

Mike Gravel

I’m sure a lot of you have tripped out on alcohol. It’s a lot safer to do it on marijuana

Nathaniel Branden

For "I" to become "we" and yet remain "I," is one of the great challenges of marriage.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

An unhappy gentleman, resolving to wed nothing short of perfection, keeps his heart and hand till both get so old and withered that no tolerable woman will accept them.

Jim Lee

No true fan wants to go to Comic-Con and get assaulted with a marketing blitz about just any old show.

Jim Lehrer

I came from a family of Marines into the family of Marines.

Jim Lehrer

The death rate among Marines in Iraq has been more than double that of the other services.

Jim Rohn

Where you start in the marketplace is not where you have to stay.

Elvis Presley

Love me tender, love me sweet, never let me go.

Ellen Hopkins

So when he asked about getting high, I didn't think, I agreed. We smoked some good California green. Took three tries to put me in the place he said I should be.

Elizabeth Goudge

What is the distinguishing mark of an aristocrat?' she asked him suddenly.'Reverence,' he replied.

Elisabetta Canalis

I am a firm believer in marriage. In the future I will be married.

Jimmy Fallon

This is interesting. Researchers have found that people who drive drunk are more dangerous on the road than drivers who are high on marijuana. Don't get too excited. It's mostly because the drivers using marijuana are just sitting in the Taco Bell drive-through.

Jimmy Fallon

The White House announced that it has rejected several petitions to legalize marijuana. They say it has nothing to do with politics. It's just that they can't accept a petition that was written on a crumpled up Funyuns bag.

Jimmy Fallon

With more and more states legalizing marijuana, companies are lining up to create the first marijuana breathalyzer. Officials say the toughest part is getting stoners to stop trying to inhale off the breathalyzer.

Jimmy Fallon

Researchers in Canada say they have discovered the part of the brain that is used to make decisions, and this is weird: If you're married, it's actually located in your wife's brain.

John Burns

I don't want to be married. I don't know - it sounds crazy, but in my mind, it's all connected. You get married, you have kids, you grow old, then you die. Somehow, it seems to me, if you didn't get married, you wouldn't die.

Joel Miller

Money spent in complying with a regulation cannot be spent again on marketing or product research.

Joel Osteen

To me, we're marketing hope.

Joel Osteen

I don't think that a same-sex marriage is the way God intended it to be.

Joel Osteen

Don't put a question mark where God has put a period.

Jim Talent

I've always believed the two best anti-poverty programs are work and marriage.

Lindsey Vonn

I wouldn't change being married. It was good for me, and I was happy for a period of time, and I learned a lot about myself.

Linda Miles

All those "and they lived happily ever after" fairy tale endings need to be changed to "and they began the very hard work of making their marriages happy."

Linda Fiorentino

Marriage is a financial contract; I have enough contracts already.

Lil Wayne

We are not the same, I am a martian.

Leo Tolstoy

The chief cause of unhappiness in married life is that people think that marriage is sex attraction, which takes the form of promises and hopes and happiness - a view supported by public opinion and by literature. But marriage cannot cause happiness. Instead, it is always torture, which man has to pay for satisfying his sex urge.

Leo Tolstoy

The goal of our life should not be to find joy in marriage, but to bring more love and truth into the world. We marry to assist each other in this task. The most selfish and hateful life of all is that of two beings who unite in order to enjoy life. The highest calling is that of the man who has dedicated his life to serving God and doing good, and who unites with a woman in order to further that purpose.

Leo Burnett

Don’t tell me how good you make it; tell me how good it makes me when I use it.

Leo Rosten

For some not to be martyrs is martyrdom indeed.

Lawrence O'Donnell

While alcohol ... continues to wreak havoc in America, supported by a $6 billion-a-year alcohol industry advertising campaign extolling the joy of inebriation, the far less harmful drug of marijuana remains illegal and continues to ruin people's lives - only if they are caught possessing and convicted of that crime.

Lady Gaga

I have been addicted to it, and it's ultimately related to anxiety coping, and it's a form of self-medication, and I was smoking up to 15 to 20 marijuana cigarettes a day with no tobacco.

Lewis Grizzard

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.

Josephus Daniels

We will embrace you in uniform today, we will embrace you without uniform tomorrow.