Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jane Fonda

I don't think it's natural for two people to swear to be together for the rest of their lives.

Denis Thatcher

(When asked who wore the pants in his house:) I do, and I also wash and iron them.

Deb Caletti

Marriage is like a well-built porch. If one of the two posts leans too much, the porch collapses. So each must be strong enough to stand on its own.

Dennis Miller

After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms . . . both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.

Denise Richards

Heather knows why and when her marriage ended with Richie and she knows why my marriage ended with Charlie.

Deepak Chopra

An intimate relationship is one that allows you to be yourself.

Ed Royce

The ongoing dispute over the relocation of U.S. Marines on Okinawa should be quickly settled. This isn't just an issue for the U.S. and Japan. It has regional implications.

Elizabeth McCracken

I believe marriage is a spectator sport.

Elizabeth Moon

I had, of course, no model for that sort of woman being married, but I can make that up as I go along.

William Shakespeare

As a walled town is more worthier than a village, so is the forehead of a married man more honorable than the bare brow of a bachelor.

Martin Freeman

The Marx Brothers isn't subtle, and that's hilarious.

Alan King

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.

Alan King

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

Charlotte Bronte

Reader, I literally married him.

Charles Dudley Warner

There isn't a wife in the world who has not taken the exact measure of her husband, weighed him and settled him in her own mind, and knows him as well as if she had ordered him after designs and specifications of her own.

Charles Dickens

In life I was your partner, Jacob Marley.

Alan Watts

The only serious side-effect of #‎ marijuana is that you might get arrested.

Alan Moore

That pompous phrase (graphic novel) was thought up by some idiot in the marketing department of DC. I prefer to call them Big Expensive Comics.

Al Ries

Strategy and timing are the Himalayas of marketing. Everything else is the Catskills.

Al Ries

Marketing is what a company is in business to do. Marketing is a company's ultimate objective.

Al Ries

Marketing is not selling. Marketing is building a brand in the mind of the prospect.

Al Ries

A branding program should be designed to differentiate your cow from all the other cattle on the range. Even if all the cattle on the range look pretty much alike.

Al Sharpton

We blacks had problems in the '60s and we solved them by marching. We've still got problems - let's march.

Akio Morita

All you need is the best product in the world, the most efficient production in the world and global marketing.

Dianne Feinstein

It (marijuana) will still be legal under federal law.

David McCullough

My wife, the star I steer by.

Dave Barry

The problem was that Panama technically belonged to Colombia, which refused to sign a treaty leasing it to the United States. So Roosevelt sent a gunboat filled with marines down to Panama, just on the off chance that a revolution might suddenly break out, and darned if one didn't, two days later. Not only that, but the leaders of the new nation of Panama-talk about lucky breaks!-were absolutely thrilled to have the United States build a canal there. 'Really, it's our pleasure,' they told the marines, adding, 'Don't shoot.'

Dave Barry

As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that you know this person, but no matter how hard you try, you can't remember his or her name. This can be very embarassing, especially if he or she turns out to be your spouse.

Caitlin Flanagan

Marriage remains the most efficient engine of disenchantment yet invented.

Catherine Bell

Almost every Marine I've met says I portray a Marine dead-on, which is really, really flattering.

Cary Grant

When I'm married I want to be single, and when I'm single I want to be married.

Chris Christie

Marijuana addiction is a serious problem

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

Each time he suggested they get married, she said no. They were too happy, precariously so, and she wanted to guard that bond; she feared that marriage would flatten it into a prosaic partnership.