Quotes about ma
marijuana drug together
Marijuana is a gateway drug that can lead to awful things, like Phish getting back together. Stephen Colbert
math add silver
Yeah, Silver and his math are jokes, because math has a liberal bias. After all, math is the reason Mitt Romney's tax plan doesn't add up. Stephen Colbert
majority-leader two cnn
It's time for me to give out an award to newly elected Majority Leader John Boehner. Mr. Boehner was elected just a few days ago to reform House Republicans, who are feeling the heat from lobbyist scandals. Well, CNN found out that he rents his two-bedroom apartment from a lobbyist who had clients who had interests in legislation that Boehner sponsored. And for that, Mr. Boehner, you've just won a pair of Stephen Colbert's big brass balls. Stephen Colbert
made journalist industry
Journalists have made celebrities into an industry. Stefanie Powers
made feels humans
Ensure it feels like it's made by humans, for humans. Stefan Sagmeister
may might hearing
I always wondered what hearing one's own obituary might sound like, and I sort of feel like I may have just heard part of it at least. Spencer Abraham
matter violence causes
No matter how liberal I am, I'm still outraged by crimes of violence. Regardless of whether I can sympathize with the causes that lead these individuals to do these crimes, the effects are outrageous. Sonia Sotomayor
may masters creatures
You may never get to touch the Master, but you can tickle his creatures. Thomas Pynchon
mass murderer psychiatry
Lecter is so lucid, so perceptive; he's trained in psychiatry... and he's a mass murderer. Thomas Harris
matter murder
There is no murder. We make murder, and it matters only to us. Thomas Harris
made happened happens
Nothing made me happen. I happened. Thomas Harris
may done asks
As to posterity, I may ask what has it ever done to oblige me? Thomas Gray
may
We frolic while 'tis May. Thomas Gray
may example stories
I may do some good before I am dead--be a sort of success as a frightful example of what not to do; and so illustrate a moral story. Thomas Hardy
may reform preserves
Reform, that we may preserve. Thomas B. Macaulay
machines language poet
Language is the machine of the poet. Thomas B. Macaulay
may causality causes
[Necessity is] the sum of all things, which being now existent, conduce and concur to the production of that action hereafter, whereof if any one thing now were wanting, the effect could not be produced. This concourse of causes, whereof every one is determined to be such as it is by a like concourse of former causes, may well be called (in respect they were all set and ordered by the eternal causes of all things, God Almighty) the decree of God. Thomas Hobbes
marketing use machinery
AI is not just heading for our industry, it will radically change the machinery we use in marketing. Tim Berners-Lee
magic
When you understand things, there’s no more magic, Tim Berners-Lee
marketing answers made
Before any movie of yours gets made, it will be vetted by the studio's marketing department. So, you do have to answer the question: Who is your movie for? Thomas Lennon
may gray existence
Amnesia may well be the highest sacrament in the great gray ritual of existence. Thomas Ligotti
mad brave wonder
As I am never better than when I am mad; then methinks I am a brave fellow; then I do wonders: but reason abuseth me, and there's the torment, there's the hell. Thomas Kyd
marine army technology
The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist. McDonald's cannot flourish without McDonnell Douglas, the designer of the F-15. And the hidden fist that keeps the world safe for Silicon Valley's technologies to flourish is called the US Army, Air Force, Navy and Marine Corps. Thomas Friedman
magic tricks ifs
If everybody knows all the tricks, it's no more magic. Thomas Bangalter
maturity sweaters causes
She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak. Woody Allen
marriage giving-up names
Should I marry W? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name. And what about her career? How can I ask a woman of her beauty to give up the Roller Derby? Decisions... Woody Allen
maturity age teeth
Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully. Woody Allen
marriage believe people
I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics. Woody Allen
marriage cement
Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement! Woody Allen
maturity awakening tests
The true test of maturity is not how old a person is but how he reacts to awakening in the mid-town area in his shorts. Woody Allen
marriage funny-love best-love
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
marriage attitude years
For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal. Woody Allen
mad manhattan surface
I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion with you. Woody Allen