Famous Quotes & Sayings

Merle Haggard

'Cause I was already a smoker, it was easy to get addicted. The one thing that they don't teach you about marijuana is how addictive it is.

Merle Haggard

We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee, we don't take trips on LSD. We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street, we like living right and free.

Melina Mercouri

There are no such things as the Elgin Marbles.

Mason Cooley

The magic of procedure: do this after that and thus before so; then your wish will be granted.

Mason Cooley

Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single.

Mason Cooley

Antagonistic cooperation is the principle of all markets and many marriages.

Mason Cooley

Reason argues the case, but fact may determine the judgment.

Mason Cooley

The squabbles of philandering Zeus and shrewish Hera are the Greeks' comment on married life.

Mason Cooley

Some marriages depend on domestic arguments the way the courts depend on litigation.

Mason Cooley

I may forget my dignity, but you may not.

Mason Cooley

Aphorisms may equivocate, but they must not wobble.

Mason Cooley

Mars and Venus are at it again. This time, Hephaestus is standing by with a private detective, a photographer, and a lawyer.

Mason Cooley

Skepticism may undermine beliefs, but never belief.

Mason Cooley

The poor live slow and hard; the rich, fast and easy. The rest of us shuffle along as we may.

Mason Cooley

Suspicion is the beginning of wisdom, and of madness.

Mary Kay Ash

Pathetic Earthlings... There's not enough makeup in the universe to cover those hideous, age-ravaged potato sacks that you call faces.

Mary Archer

I think we explored the further reaches of 'for better or for worse' than some other married couples.

Mary Antin

The czar always got his dues, no matter if it ruined a family.

Mary Augusta Ward

Other trades may fail. The agitator is always sure of his market.

Mary Augusta Ward

It became plain very soon after our marriage that ours was to be a literary partnership.

Mary Augusta Ward

... the strictness of to-day may have at any moment to be purchased by the laxity of to-morrow.

Mary Augusta Ward

One may as well preach a respectable mythology as anything else.

Mary Augusta Ward

For after my marriage I had made various attempts to write fiction. They were clearly failures.

Mary Astell

Tis very great pity that they who are so apt to over-rate themselves in smaller matters, shou'd, where it most concerns them to know, and stand upon their Value, be so insensible of their own worth.

Mary Astell

But, alas! what poor Woman is ever taught that she should have a higher Design than to get her a Husband?

Mary Astell

We ought as much as we can to endeavour the Perfecting of our Beings, and that we be as happy as possibly we may.

Michael Freeman

As good marketers, we like to tinker with things and make them better.

Menander

There is no such cozy combination as man and wife.

Michio Kaku

This is a huge step toward unraveling Genesis Chapter 1, Verse 1-what happened in the beginning. This is a Genesis machine. It'll help to recreate the most glorious event in the history of the universe.

Michio Kaku

Math is discovered. To be invented requires an inventor, but math exists outside of humanity. But ultimately, the laws of the universe will be reduced down to a single equation, perhaps no more than one inch long. But leaves the final question, where did that one inch equation come from?

Michio Kaku

Some advice: keep the flame of curiosity and wonderment alive, even when studying for boring exams. That is the well from which we scientists draw our nourishment and energy. And also, learn the math. Math is the language of nature, so we have to learn this language.

Michel Faber

Reassurance is such a sad, mad thing. Deep inside, everyone knows the truth.

Michel Onfray

Religion is like magic. It is all about tricks.