Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bob Saget

Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person. Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.

Bing Crosby

Once or twice I`ve been described as a light comedian. I consider this the most accurate description of my abilities I`ve ever seen.

Bill McKibben

Often when I'm on TV, they'll ask what are the three most important things for people to do. I know they want me to say that people should change their light bulbs. I say the number one thing is to organize politically; number two, do some political organizing; number three, get together with your neighbors and organize; and then if you have energy left over from all of that, change the light bulb.

Louis C. K.

Don't text or Twitter during the show. Just live your life. Don't keep telling people what you're doing… also it lights up your big dumb face.

William Shakespeare

Now he'll outstare the lightning. To be furious Is to be frightened out of fear.

We're going to see. She went through a light practice (Wednesday) and she was pain free, so we're really going to work her out and see what happens.

Beth Broderick

I'm a light comedienne; that's really where I live the most often.

Beth Moore

There is not a single darkness if you life that God cannot bring His light upon.

Beth Moore

Let your light shine today, and let your personality blossom, too. You don't have to be a people-pleaser, just a people-lover.

Bob Marley

Life, it's life we deal with...He that sees the light And knows the light Shall live.

Black Elk

And when I breathed, my breath was lightning.

Bill Griffith

The down side of Americans being obsessed with pop culture is that they kind of like it light.

Betty Friedan

Just as darkness is sometimes defined as the absence of light, so age is defined as the absence of youth.

Benjamin Whichcote

The more mysterious, the more imperfect; as darkness is, in comparison with light--so is mystery, in comparison with knowledge.

Benjamin Tucker

We are here to let in the light of Liberty upon political superstition.

Bill Gates

It's energy intensification, where we essentially have, through our light bulbs and cars, the manpower of [hundreds of] people working on our behalf, helping our food being created, helping our materials like steel and plastic and wood and paper be created. Our lifestyles are incredibly energy intense.

Bob Seger

My walk had purpose, my steps were quick and light, and I held firmly to what I felt was right.

Bob Geldof

Bono as we all know, is in love with the world, he's enamoured by it. I'm enraged by it. He wants to give the world a great big hug, I want to punch its lights out.

Charles Lee

I preach darkness. I don't inspire hope—only shadows. It's up to you to find the light in my words.

Charles Kuralt

In television, everything is gone with the speed of light, literally. It is no field for anybody with intimations of immortality.

We're getting $12,000 from Target. It's put us at two-thirds of our goal, we can see the light at the end of the tunnel.

Nonsense is to sense, as shade to light; it heightens effect.

William Shakespeare

Good with out evil is like light with out darkness which in turn is like righteousness whith out hope.

Bill Nighy

With stage, you feel completely like you're just in a bubble. I love not being able to see anything. I love coming out and I can't see anything because the lights are so bright and it's pitch black. That's ideal for me, that's when I have the best time.

Bill Nye

By the way, most of the light that comes from the sun is green.

Bill Nye

There are two ways to be rich: to have more or need less. It's estimated that we squander about 30 percent of our energy leaving the lights on, the refrigerator door open, and so on. Then there is the enormous amount of food that we expend huge amounts of energy to raise and then throw away.

Bill O'Reilly

Drive through a yellow light, and you may be ticketed thanks to a camera tied onto a pole. Everybody's watching everything. And then sending it out to the world via email.

Bill Murray

You have to be as light as you can be and not get weighed down and stuck in your emotion, stuck in your body, stuck in your head. You just want to always be trying to elevate somehow.

Bertolt Brecht

Go make yourself a plan And be a shining light. Then make yourself a second plan, For neither will come right.

Cedric the Entertainer

I want to be a little more dramatic nowadays. I definitely want something big and funny, but I look for things that can just have people see me in a different light and let me mature as both an entertainer and an actor and a comedian.

Carol Leifer

I was watching Maury Povich the other day. He had these people on who say that they've had near death experiences. Do you ever notice they always say the same thing? 'I remember seeing this really bright, white light.' It's like, of course, you pinhead, it's the paramedic looking in your pupils with a penlight.

Carol Shields

Anyone's childhood can be an act of disablement if rehearsed and replayed and squinted at in a certain light. . .

Carol Shields

nothing she did or said was quite what she meant but still her life could be called a monument shaped in a slant of available light and set to the movement of possible music