Famous Quotes & Sayings

Nick Offerman

Shut your damn mouth.

Nick Offerman

No matter how you decide to spend a little more time on your gestures of giving, the point is just quite simply that you do.

Nick Offerman

Men and women alike, if you think that altering the tip of your nose with surgery will make you happier, I would suggest you alter something much more malleable than your flesh, like your priorities, or your friends.

Nick Offerman

The world is split into two halves: the bacon, and the bacon eaters.

Nick Offerman

I'm opposed to a lot of the time that we as a civilization have come to spend looking at screens. For my money, life is much delicious damn near everyplace but inside that screen.

Nick Offerman

Just stand up for your principals and be loyal to your friends and family.

Nick Offerman

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish and you feed yourself. He's a grown man, fishing's not that hard.

Matt Groening

My life changed when I was able to not only get seated in nice restaurants, I was given free appetizers. That was like, "Oh, my God, I've arrived".

Marya Hornbacher

Hospitalizations in general are blurry. The days are the same, precisely the same. Nothing changes. Life melts down to a simple progression of meals. They become a way of life fairly quickly. You may welcome this transition. It may seem inevitable to you. You have been removed from the world. It is all right, in a way, because there is nothing so sure, so safe, as routine.

Mark Gorman

Not all dreamers are winners, but all winners are dreamers.

Michael Schur

What's important on a comedy show, or any show, is that some stories have to go somewhere. There have to be ends to the beginnings and middles you create. But sometimes it's like a way station on the highway, then the actual thing doesn't have to be this giant, climactic, life-changing, game-changing thing.

Marianne Williamson

If you know what makes one person's life change, then you know what makes a nation change - because a nation is simply a large group of individuals.

Marianne Williamson

Everything connects to everything; therefore, as we change, the world cannot but change with us.

Christian Louboutin

Shoes are just a pedestal. What interests me is the power of the woman who wears them.

Germaine Greer

Women who were housewives, who were pretty miserable ... felt inspired by her book and their life changed. They didn't become megastars, but they became a librarian or something. I've heard women say again and again when the subject of Germaine comes up: 'Well, her book changed my life for the better.' And they'll be modest women living pretty ordinary lives, but better lives.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

It takes something more than intelligence to act intelligently.

Neale Donald Walsch

All change in life comes from within. It is what's in humanity's soul, not what's in humanity's wallet, that will purchase our freedom from humanity's suffering.

Elaine Stritch

And why not do something new every day of your life? Change! Change!

Jonathan Sacks

Much can and must be done by governments, but they cannot of themselves change lives.

Mary Kay Ash

I've often said that we are doing something far more important than just selling cosmetics; we are changing lives.

Michael Johnson

Along with trustworthiness, consistency is the thing to look for when you surround yourself with people who can help you on your quest.

Mark Cuban

It doesn't matter how many times you fail. You only have to be right once and then everyone can tell you that you are an overnight success.

Mark Cuban

Treat your customers like they own you. Because they do.

Malcolm Mclaren

What matters is this: Being fearless of failure arms you to break the rules. In doing so, you may change the culture and just possibly, for a moment, change life itself.

Harvey Mackay

our lives change in two ways :through the people we meet and the books we read

Joe Rogan

I'm really happy that I've been able to make people laugh and distract them from their day to day bullshit at a comedy show or because they enjoyed one of my CDs or TV specials, but I don't know how many people have actually had life changing thoughts because of it.

Joan Didion

Life changes in the instant. The ordinary instant.

Eric Thomas

My life changed the day I walked across that stage. Because I finally finished something!

Heidi Klum

I think you always need to try your best, but at the same time you can only do what you can do. Don't beat yourself up about it.

John Heywood

If nothing is ventured, nothing is gained.

Sidney Sheldon

Libraries store the energy that fuels the imagination. They open up windows to the world and inspire us to explore and achieve, and contribute to improving our quality of life. Libraries change lives for the better.

Neil deGrasse Tyson

So not enough people in this world, I think, carry a cosmic perspective with them. It could be life-changing.

John Piper

The Bible says he was raised not just after the blood-shedding, but by it. This means that what the death of Christ accomplished was so full and so prefect that the resurrection was the reward and vindication of Christ's achievement in death.