Famous Quotes & Sayings

Thomas Aquinas

I cannot understand how anyone conscious of mortal sin can laugh or be merry.

Thom Yorke

Sometimes we and the members of Coldplay have an orgy together, (Martin) insists we don't invite any women, but I always invite a few. Usually I sing Fake Plastic Trees while he reams me from behind *Laughs* It wears me out *laughs*.

Thom Yorke

To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs*

Terry Goodkind

Laugh all you want. I know my own worth and don't need to prove it to someone who doesn't know theirs.

Terry Goodkind

Cara burst into a hearty laugh. She clapped Richard on the back as he walked passed. "I like her, Lord Rahl. You may keep her.

Reese Witherspoon

People seem to really enjoy laughing at me.

Reese Witherspoon

There's something timeless and important about making people laugh, about being the right spot in their day.

Tina Yothers

You have to laugh, you have to be able to take criticism.

Tite Kubo

Live a good long life. Grow old and die after I do. And if you can, die laughing.

Tim Hawkins

I could always make people around me laugh. It was more of a defense mechanism more than anything else, because I was a pretty shy guy.

Tim Heidecker

When anything doesn't hit with a huge laugh, as comics, it feels like, Oh no, oh no, we're sinking.

Rush Limbaugh

Barack Obama, foreign policy wizard. I just have to laugh.

Ray Liotta

I know when I go to a movie I want to experience something, whether to laugh, to cry, to feel bad.

Rashida Jones

I definitely work pretty hard to stay present and focused. I've also tried to create a life for myself where I'm surrounded by honest, loyal, and funny people, because I like to laugh.

Rajneesh

'What is celebration?' Rather than dancing, rather than laughing, rather than loving, rather than enjoying this silence, the mind asks: 'What is celebration?'

Robin Williams

You look at the world and see how scary it can be sometimes and still try to deal with the fear. Comedy can deal with the fear and still not paralyze you or tell you that it's going away. You say, OK, you got certain choices here, you can laugh at them and then once you've laughed at them and you have expunged the demon, now you can deal with them. That's what I do when I do my act.

Robin Williams

If heaven exists, to know that there's laughs, that would be a great thing...

Rob Brydon

When you're doing stand-up, you can comment if something fails, get a laugh from that.

Anybody with a good sense of humor is one-up on their competition. We respond to somebody who has the ability to make us laugh. It's a bonding influence.

There is humor that's just whimsy, that we smile at, but the humor that we laugh at, someone has to be - someone's dignity has to be reduced.

Walt Disney

When people laugh at Mickey Mouse, it's because he's so human; and that is the secret of his popularity.

William Joyce

Life is made up of danger and heartbreak, I laugh in the face of both!

Willie Aames

Nobody makes me laugh like my wife.

Willie Aames

I lived to make Scott Baio laugh.

William Saroyan

I have always been a Laugher, disturbing people who are not laughers, upsetting whole audiences at theatres... I laugh, that's all. I love to laugh. Laugher to me is being alive. I have had rotten times, and I have laughed through them. Even in the midst of the very worst times I have laughed.

Whitney Cummings

I have so much to be thankful for. I work with the most amazing people, get to make people laugh for a living and have the most amazing friends. But, I am mostly thankful for Spanx.

Sarah Silverman

The audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to audience.

Sarah Silverman

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.

Saoirse Ronan

When I was younger, I would mess about and have a laugh with everyone. I was doing Atonement when I was about 12, and as we went to do this very serious scene, the director Joe [Wright] came up to me ... I'd been giggling right up to the beginning of the take. And he came up to me and said, "Okay, you need to be serious now." I completely idolized him.

Samuel Pepys

But Lord! To see the absurd nature of Englishmen that cannot forbear laughing and jeering at everything that looks strange.

Will Rogers

We are here just for a spell and then pass on. So get a few laughs and do the best you can. Live your life so that whenever you lose it, you are ahead.

W. C. Fields

Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose--to make people laugh.

Zachary Knighton

Big Bang Theory' is not my kind of show. It's not my humor. I don't like multicam comedies. I don't want an audience to tell me when to laugh.