Famous Quotes & Sayings

Tucker Max

I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.

Tucker Carlson

Who laughs less than feminists?

Tracy Morgan

If you don't laugh, you're going to cry and people are crying. That's why I guess you have lots of people like comedians to keep us laughing.

Tori Amos

An interview will seem very sane to me, and I'll find out that the journalist was laughing out of the side of his mouth half of the time.

Verne Troyer

What I really enjoy the most is seeing what the crowd likes. I enjoy making people laugh.

Vera Farmiga

You know what's more difficult to do organically? Laughing. It's actually one of the hardest things to do on camera.

Vanessa Hudgens

I love a guy who can make me laugh.

Robin Williams

Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.

Steve Zahn

Most people laugh at situations rather than a tagline anyway.

Robert G. Allen

When faced with disaster, learn to laugh faster.

Samuel Johnson

In bed we laugh, in bed we cry, and born in bed, in bed we die; the near approach a bed may show of human bliss to human woe.

Sachin Tendulkar

I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which would make him laugh

Rodney Dangerfield

He who laughs last didn't get it in the first place.

Roberto Bolano

They could read him, they could study him, they could pick him apart, but they couldn't laugh or be sad with him....

Robertson Davies

On the whole, we treat the Devil shamefully, and the worse we treat Him the more He laughs at us.

If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.

Vivien Leigh

It's much easier to make people cry than to laugh.

William Hung

I feel the producers really exploited my lack of talent at this time. I looked like an idiot up there. I want to be good, not something that people will laugh at.

William Blake

Praises reap not! Joys laugh not! Sorrows weep not!

William Blake

The little ones leaped, and shouted, and laugh'd And all the hills echoed

Wentworth Miller

I have to laugh internally when I'm asked in interviews what nightspots I like to hit. I just don't have answers... so sometimes I make them up.

Wallace Shawn

I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing.

Samuel Richardson

I am forced, as I have often said, to try to make myself laugh, that I may not cry: for one or other I must do.

Samuel Beckett

Nothing is funnier than unhappiness, I grant you that… Yes, yes, it's the most comical thing in the world. And we laugh, we laugh, with a will, in the beginning. But it's always the same thing. Yes, it's like the funny story we have heard too often, we still find it funny, but we don't laugh any more.

Whitney Houston

Sometimes you'll laugh. Sometimes you'll cry. Life never tells us, the when's or why's. When you've got friends, to wish you well. You'll find your point when. You will exhale.

Walton Goggins

I'm not good at telling a joke, but I can say a line in a certain way that makes people uncomfortable because they don't know whether to laugh or not, and I love that comedy.

Wanda Sykes

A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.

Wanda Sykes

I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.

William Cowper

Laugh at all you trembled at before.

Stephenie Meyer

It was strange and amusing...and, honestly, a bit embarrassing...to realize how much being near Bella had softened me. It seemed like no one was afraid of me any more. If Emmett found out about this, he would be laughing for the next century.

Stephen Colbert

I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.

Tim Conway

It's hard to be sad when you're laughing, so I enjoy making people happy.

Thomas Bailey Aldrich

This one sits shivering in Fortune's smile, taking his joy with bated, doubtful breath. This other, gnawed by hunger, all the while laughs in the teeth of Death.