Famous Quotes & Sayings

Anthony Jeselnik

The world is full of horrible things that will eventually get you and everything you care about. Laughter is a universal way to lift your head up and say: 'Not today, you bastards.'

Ann Druyan

The greatest thing that science teaches you is the law of unintended consequences.

Ann Coulter

In the corporeal world, international law is whatever the United States and Great Britain say it is.

Ann Coulter

In other words, under Attorney General John Ashcroft, the FBI, the INS and the Department of Justice are so out of control that they have actually begun to enforce U.S. immigration laws.

Ann Coulter

Invalidating laws has absolutely nothing to do with judicial activism. It depends on whether the law is unconstitutional or not. That's really the key point.

Andy Dick

I know its corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.

Andy Borowitz

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

Andy Cohen

Amy Sedaris makes me laugh harder than anybody.

Andrea Gibson

If you ever reach enlightenment. will you remember how to laugh?

Andrea Gibson

Remind me that the most fertile lands were built by the fires of volcanoes.

Andrea Gibson

Do you know they found land mines in woman's souls.

Andrea Bocelli

I am a product of my native land, Tuscany, Italy.

We are not necessarily satisfied, ... working up to the last minute.

Carolyn McCarthy

We are not looking at any laws that are going to confiscate guns,

We are not confirming it until laboratory tests come out.

Jerry Seinfeld

A lot of times, you could play me just the laughs from my set, and I could tell you, from the laugh, what the joke was. Because they match.

Jane Green

I am very busy, life is very busy, and I was, I think, a somewhat lazy friend. I love them, I know they love me, but I didn't make much of an effort.

We had a pretty young team last time in Manchester and we are a quite experienced now.

Deval Patrick

We had an unexpectedly large tax liability. We paid what we could and then we worked out an installment plan with the IRS. We missed one payment and we got a lien as a result.

Barry Ritholtz

We had a nice run last week, but we can't go straight up. I wouldn't be surprised to see some back-and-fill.

Alan Cohen

Laughter lifts us over high ridges and lights up dark valleys in a way that makes life so much easier. It is a priceless gem, a gift of release and healing direct from Heaven.

Najib Razak

For many years, Myanmar's leadership was largely shut out from the world of international diplomacy.

In my opinion, the Hezbollah has going - they are going to discover sooner or later than in their top priority should preserve Lebanon.

Jonny Gomes

We're not going to lay down until the last out of the game. That's why this team is going to be successful.

Darin Erstad

We're not going to concede one thing. They took it to us the last three games, but it doesn't matter. When it's over, it's over, but we're going down fighting.

Kailash Kher

The problem with working under an outside label is that your music never seems to reach the right people.

Mike Birbiglia

Starbucks is the last public space with chairs. It's a shower for homeless people. And it's a place you can write all day. The baristas don't glare at you. They don't even look at you.

Evan Spiegel

What Snapchat said was if we try to model conversations as they occur, they're largely ephemeral. We may try to write down and save the really special moments, but by and large, we just try to let everything go. We remember it, but we don't try to save it.

Carine Roitfeld

My private life is a lot more ladylike and less sultry than the fashion photos I imagine.

Rachel Corrie

Whenever I organize or participate in public protest I get really worried that it will just suck, be really small, embarrassing, and the media will laugh at me. Oftentimes, it is really small and most of the time the media laughs at us.

Cynthia Ozick

In an essay, you have the outcome in your pocket before you set out on your journey, and very rarely do you make an intellectual or psychological discovery. But when you write fiction, you don't know where you are going - sometimes down to the last paragraph - and that is the pleasure of it.

Chad Hurley

Many large brands are now just marketing machines for what's being made offshore.

Gloria Estefan

I know that people think of me in terms of Latin music and that's wonderful, that's my heritage, that's who I am, but there's so much more to me and my music.