Famous Quotes & Sayings

Tori Amos

My ears are huge. If there's ever a problem with a plane I'm on, they could just put me on the wing and I'll land the sucker.

Tori Amos

An interview will seem very sane to me, and I'll find out that the journalist was laughing out of the side of his mouth half of the time.

Tori Amos

There are quite a few very funny people in my life. You know those people who don't mean to be funny, they just come out with these zingers that just make you howl with laughter. Usually you find these people in the road crew. A good crew is a key to a healthy funny bone.

Verne Troyer

What I really enjoy the most is seeing what the crowd likes. I enjoy making people laugh.

Vera Wang

I was struggling to find a way to make evening clothes more deconstructed. I like to think that I translated the Latin concept in a more modern way. I don't think that I was that literal.

Vera Farmiga

You know what's more difficult to do organically? Laughing. It's actually one of the hardest things to do on camera.

Vanessa Hudgens

I love a guy who can make me laugh.

Upamanyu Chatterjee

The more languages you know, the less likely you are to become a terrorist.

Ulysses S. Grant

I leave comparisons to history, claiming only that I have acted in every instance from a conscientious desire to do what was right, constitutional, within the law, and for the very best interests of the whole people. Failures have been errors of judgment, not of intent.

Ulysses S. Grant

You can violate the law. The banks may violate the law and be sustained in doing so. But the President of the United States cannot violate the law.

Ulysses S. Grant

The will of the people is the best law.

Robin Wasserman

Nobody likes me,” he concluded at the tail end of a ten-minute pity fest. “Can’t imagine why,” Quinn murmured. I turned my snort of laughter into a fake cough, which was an embarrassingly feeble attempt at subterfuge when you consider the fact that I didn’t have any lungs.

Robin Wasserman

The only thing more dangerous than a willingness to ignore the Law is an ability to change it.

Robin Williams

Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.

Robin Williams

I did an event in Washington, and it was like we lifted a sea.Immediately after [9/11], there was a stunned shock - kind of this feeling of "What do we do now?" I started performing, and there was a catharsis in the laughing. People started to be able to laugh again. Laughter can be many things - sometimes a medicine, sometimes a weapon, depending on.

Robin Williams

The truth is, if anything, I'm probably addicted to laughter.

Trent Lott

Freedom is never easily won, but once established, freedom lasts, spreads and chokes out tyranny.

Trenton Lee Stewart

What is life without laughter?

Trenton Lee Stewart

In other words, you are our last possible hope. You are our only hope.

Steve Zahn

Most people laugh at situations rather than a tagline anyway.

Steve Womack

Somebody's got to be last. Somebody's going to be first.

Veronica Roth

All that land is filled with people, every one of them different, and the things they do to each other matter.

Veronica Roth

I laugh, and it's laughter, not light, that casts out the darkness building within me, that reminds me I am still alive, even in this strange place where everything I've ever known is coming apart.

Vince Lombardi

Those who have invested the most are the last to surrender.

Vijender Singh

I have prepared myself to be at my peak in London. But in the Olympics, there are so many factors. You need to stay alert all the time, and a lapse of concentration, even for a second, will let you down.

Vikram Seth

So many Indian novels, quite unfairly, do not get the prominence they should because they have been written in a language other than English.

Robert G. Allen

When faced with disaster, learn to laugh faster.

Robert Green Ingersoll

Religion supports nobody. It has to be supported. It produces no wheat, no corn; it ploughs no land; it fells no forests. It is a perpetual mendicant. It lives on the labors of others, and then has the arrogance to pretend that it supports the giver.

Robert Green Ingersoll

Laughing has always been considered by theologians as a crime.

Robert Green Ingersoll

To me, the most obscene word in our language is celibacy.

Rudy Giuliani

And if you have a law that isn't working, and you have thousands and thousands and millions of people, then the terrorists hide among them. And we have to have a law that makes sense.

Rudy Giuliani

It's about time law enforcement got as organized as organized crime.

Sandra Cisneros

As people who are women, who are Indigenous and live on Indigenous lands, we know, and this is something I understand the older I get, that they don't visit the same way the postman may visit but they do visit. They visit in ways that our modern society often disregards and considers immaterial or unreal.