Famous Quotes & Sayings

Linda Ellerbee

I think laughter may be a form of courage As humans we sometimes stand tall and look into the sun and laugh, and I think we are never more brave than when we do that.

Linda Ellerbee

A good time to laugh is any time you can.

Lincoln Steffens

The spirit of graft and of lawlessness is the American spirit.

Lil Wayne

I speak the truth but I guess that's a foreign language to ya'll!

Leo Tolstoy

In former times the chief method of justifying the use of violence and thereby infringing the law of love was by claiming a divine right for the rulers: the Tsars, Sultans, Rajahs, Shahs and other heads of states.

Leo Tolstoy

Music makes me forget my real situation. It transports me into a state which is not my own. Under the influence of music I really seem to feel what I do not feel, to understand what I do not understand, to have powers which I cannot have. Music seems to me to act like yawning or laughter; I have no desire to sleep, but I yawn when I see others yawn; with no reason to laugh, I laugh when I hear others laugh. And music transports me immediately into the condition of soul in which he who wrote the music found himself at that time. ~The Kreutzer Sonata

Leo Tolstoy

Quos vilt perdere dementat' Whome the gods wish to destroy, they first drive made (Latin).

Leo Tolstoy

Do not resist the evil-doer and take no part in doing so, either in the violent deeds of the administration, in the law courts, the collection of taxes, or above all in soldiering, and no one in the world will be able to enslave you.

Leo Tolstoy

There is one evident, indubitable manifestation of the Divinity, and that is the laws of right which are made known to the world through Revelation.

Leo Tolstoy

But the law of loving others could not be discovered by reason, because it is unreasonable.

Leo Tolstoy

Which is worse? the wolf who cries before eating the lamb or the wolf who does not.

Leslie Nielsen

The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and you're doing one thing. That is, you're going to make the audience laugh.

Leslie Nielsen

One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.

Lester Bangs

Realizing that life is precious the natural tendency is to trample on it, like laughing at a funeral.

Leo Howard

If you're OK with being clumsy, it's funny. But if you are super embarrassed, people are going to laugh at you.

Leo Rosten

The fellow who laughs last may laugh best, but he gets the reputation of being very slow-witted.

Leo Buscaglia

Labels are distancing phenomena. They push us away from each other.

Lee Terry

I am not a promoter of more laws, just better ones.

Lee Ryan

I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

Lawrence Summers

Spread the truth-the laws of economics are like the laws of engineering. One set of laws works everywhere.

Lawrence M. Krauss

Nothing can create something all the time due to the laws of quantum mechanics, and it's - it's fascinatingly interesting.

Lawrence Lessig

Writing" is the Latin of our times. The modern language of the people is video and sound.

Lawrence Lessig

If the law imposed the death penalty for parking tickets, we'd not only have fewer parking tickets, we'd also have much less driving.

Lawrence Lessig

I'm a lawyer. I make lawyers for a living.

Lawrence Lessig

Code plus law is combining to reduce rights consumers used to have.

Lawrence Lessig

Overregulation corrupts citizens and weakens the rule of law.

Larry King

You know what amazes me about UFO's? They never land at the White House. They always land at laramie, Wyoming. Thiry miles out, where they're seen by one farmer.

Lewis F. Powell, Jr.

Equal justice under law is not merely a caption on the facade of the Supreme Court building, it is perhaps the most inspiring ideal of our society. It is one of the ends for which our entire legal system exists...it is fundamental that justice should be the same, in substance and availability, without regard to economic status.

Lewis Hine

If you can take photographs with language, I'm taking one right now.

Lewis Black

There should be a law that you can't shut down the government - that you don't have that power.

Lewis Black

The fine line that you do when you do political comedy is, as long as you have that laugh, you're fine.

Lewis Black

You don't want another Enron? Here's your law: If a company, can't explain, in one sentence, what it does... it's illegal.

Lewis Carroll

There is a place, like no place on earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger. Some say, to survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatter. Which, luckily, I am.