Famous Quotes & Sayings

Joan Rivers

If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.

Jimmy Wales

If I had some information, the last thing I would ever do with it is send it to Wikileaks.

Jimmy Fallon

Hillary Clinton made a campaign stop in Las Vegas yesterday. She said she wants citizenship for undocumented immigrants. But after seeing Americans celebrate Cinco de Mayo yesterday, immigrants said, 'You know what, we're good. We're gonna head back now. We had enough.'

Jimmy Fallon

God invented mankind because he loved silly stories. Ralph Steadman I like being absurd.

Garrison Keillor

My ancestors were Puritans from England. They arrived here in 1648 in the hope of finding greater restrictions than were permissible under English law at that time.

Garrison Keillor

Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve.

Frank Woolley

It is amazing how the public steadfastly refuse to attend the third day of a match when so often the last day produces the best and most exciting cricket.

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.

Frank Caliendo

I made the grandkids laugh. John Madden finally liked me!

Frank B. Kellogg

There are but few naval powers, but there are many land powers.

Frank Chodorov

We cannot restore traditional American freedom unless we limit the government's power to tax. No tinkering with this, that, or the other law will stop the trend toward socialism. We must repeal the Sixteenth Amendment.

Frank A. Clark

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.

George Deukmejian

Whether I sign a bill or not, is generally an expression of my personal view on the subject. It's not an interpretation of an existing law.

Gedde Watanabe

There's something in the moment when you can make them laugh or cry and show and incredibly compassionate side of life. I find that a really exemplary way to live.

Jimmy Fallon

There are reports that French President Francois Hollande had an affair with an actress who is 18 years younger than him. It's pretty serious. Under French law, he could face up to 30 high fives.

Jimmy Fallon

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

John Conyers

There is no better illustration of that crisis than the fact that the president is openly violating our nation's laws by authorizing the NSA to engage in warrantless surveillance of U.S. citizens.

John Conyers

Violence against judges and threats of violence against Judges is on the rise and it is no laughing matter. When leaders attempt to rationalize this violence, it only makes the problem worse.

John Cornyn

I want judges on the Supreme Court who will respect the words and the meaning of the Constitution, the laws enacted by Congress and the laws enacted by state legislatures.

John Cornyn

A Supreme Court nomination and appointment is not a roving commission to rewrite our laws.

John Cornyn

America deserves a nominee who reveres the law, not one whose service on the bench is conditioned on political promises.

John Cornyn

Sometimes, it might be called conservative; sometimes it might be called liberal. But the point is that the meaning of the Constitution and other laws should not change unless we the people change them.

John Burdett

Las Vegas is the expression, in glitter and concrete, of Americas brittle and mutating id.

Joel Miller

Laws do not curb the lawless. After all, that's why we call them 'lawless.'

Joel Salatin

Land degradation did not start with chemical agriculture. But chemical agriculture offered new tools for annihilation.

Joel Osteen

The creator of the universe is lining up things in my favour.

Joe Bastardi

According to Bastardi, human-induced climate change "contradicts what we call the 1st law of thermodynamics. Energy can be neither created nor destroyed. So to look for input of energy into the atmosphere, you have to come from a foreign source.

Joe Abercrombie

You should laugh every moment you live, for you'll find it decidedly difficult afterwards.

Joan Cusack

We need comedies in the world! We need to laugh, it's all so hard.

Joan Crawford

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Joan Collins

I'm a bit shy, I suppose, and a bit lazy.

Jim Thompson

I found out long ago that the place where the law is apt to be abused the most is right around a courthouse.

Louise Hay

The Law of Attraction requires that we focus our attention on what we do want, rather than what we don't want, Focus on loving you.