Famous Quotes & Sayings

Scott Ellis

'You Can't Take It With You' has eighteen people onstage at one point. Musicals entail a larger collaboration, and I love that.

Mitch Hedberg

You can't please all the people all the time, and last night all those people were at my show.

The main thing we were thinking was that we did it last year. If we could come back from three (strokes), we come back from five.

Larry Ellison

The majority of the people being laid off are Oracle employees, not Siebel employees.

The Machinists are saying, 'We're going to make a stand and make them respect us,' ... This is what the union strategy is as a Labor Day celebration of the power of labor.

Audrey Hepburn

The 'Third World' is a term I don't like very much because we're all one world. I want people to know that the largest part of humanity is suffering.

Their land would become more valuable with time.

Their land is their retirement plan. We don't want to pigeon-hole someone.

The trouble with loving is that pets don't last long enough and people last too long

Douglas Leone

The trick is, a market has to be nonexistent when you start. If the market is large early on, you will have too many competitors. You have to make it large.

These are not large numbers and it still has to go through the Security Council.

These labor unions are very apprehensive on the question of Europe.

This is our most wins in five-on-five. It was nine, last year we got 10 and now we're sitting at 12.

Debra Messing

This is our last season, and I wanted to feel like a queen.

This is our last chance. There's a sense of urgency.

Anna Kournikova

This is only the third tournament of the year. I've got to be positive and try to play better and better every time. I have plenty of time. It's already getting better from last year, from the end of the season. That's the way it should be.

This is only the first step. Before we can land on the moon, we have to go around it,

This is my last year. We wanted to go out with a state run and that's what we're going to do.

This is my last year, and I realize what that means. I can't let down. If I don't get (an NCAA trip) now, I never will.

This is a lawsuit that never should have been brought. I'm pleased it's over.

This is a landscape bird. It specializes in using very small pieces of a very large landscape.

This is a landmark day for Washington Mutual and for our industry,

Nikola Tesla

The last 29 days of the month are the toughest!

Nigel Kneale

You get to Hollywood and you are in the land of big money where they don't like to see only one screenwriter's name. It's much better if you've got four or five.

Nigel Rees

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?

Nigel Rees

I am only too aware that I am open to Rees's Second Law of Quotation: However sure you are that you have attributed a quotation correctly, an earlier source will be pointed out to you.

Nigel Rees

Rees's First Law of Quotations: When in doubt, ascribe all quotations to George Bernard Shaw.

Nigel Farage

Its hardly a radical idea to suggest that regulators and legislators understand the law now, is it?

Nigel Farage

Before, Europe was about treaties, laws and our sovereign right to govern ourselves. Now, it's about everyday lives.

Niels Bohr

If we couldn't laugh at ourselves, that would be the end of everything.

Niels Bohr

There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.

Nicole Holofcener

That said, it was pretty awkward and a weird thing to shoot. Some women had a sense of humour about it and we'd laugh, but some were very serious and suspicious... like I might be doing something bad, or maybe they were just uncomfortable.

Nicole Beharie

I was the jokester, the one who made the family laugh.