Famous Quotes & Sayings

Joan Rivers

When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.

Joan Rivers

If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.

Jimmy Wales

If I had some information, the last thing I would ever do with it is send it to Wikileaks.

Jimmy Fallon

Hillary Clinton made a campaign stop in Las Vegas yesterday. She said she wants citizenship for undocumented immigrants. But after seeing Americans celebrate Cinco de Mayo yesterday, immigrants said, 'You know what, we're good. We're gonna head back now. We had enough.'

Jimmy Fallon

God invented mankind because he loved silly stories. Ralph Steadman I like being absurd.

Garrison Keillor

My ancestors were Puritans from England. They arrived here in 1648 in the hope of finding greater restrictions than were permissible under English law at that time.

Garrison Keillor

Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve.

Frank Woolley

It is amazing how the public steadfastly refuse to attend the third day of a match when so often the last day produces the best and most exciting cricket.

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.

Frank Caliendo

I made the grandkids laugh. John Madden finally liked me!

Frank B. Kellogg

There are but few naval powers, but there are many land powers.

Frank Chodorov

We cannot restore traditional American freedom unless we limit the government's power to tax. No tinkering with this, that, or the other law will stop the trend toward socialism. We must repeal the Sixteenth Amendment.

Frank A. Clark

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.

George Deukmejian

Whether I sign a bill or not, is generally an expression of my personal view on the subject. It's not an interpretation of an existing law.

Gedde Watanabe

There's something in the moment when you can make them laugh or cry and show and incredibly compassionate side of life. I find that a really exemplary way to live.

Gayle Forman

When you make such a large withdrawal of happiness, somewhere you'll have to make an equally large deposit. It all goes back to the universal law of equilibrium.

Gary Gilmore

I want freedom and I realize that the only way to get it is to quit breaking the law.

Gary Gait

We're doing our homework to make sure we're prepared.

Lord Acton

In England Parliament is above the law. In America the law is above Congress.

Lord Acton

There should be a law to the People besides its own will.

Lord Acton

Liberty is the harmony between the will and the law.

The day is short, the labor long, the workers are idle, and reward is great, and the Master is urgent

Brian Smith

A more appropriate label would be Shiner Lager,

Oprah Winfrey

A Million Little Pieces' is an experience. And when you finally, reluctantly, turn the last page, you want to meet the man who lived to tell this tale.

A must-win for us. We've got to come out ready to play and play like it's our last game.

All of (the habitats) are gone. Aquarius is the last one used for science.

All these products have a profit margin. The profit margin is larger when we sell it over the Web than through other market channels.

Hilary Duff

All the responsibility was on me, because I went into the studio without my label saying, 'Work with this person' or 'Sing about this.'

All the property owners met with me last Thursday. The property owners might want to sell so we could consolidate to the corner.

All the proceeds go to the National Law Enforcement Officers Memorial Fund.

All the lawsuits have not been resolved, ... but it looks very positive.

Braden Looper

All right in a row, too. That was a big test because I thought I could go to that other side of the plate (inside on lefties), which I wasn't able to do much of last season.

And he took it down, and wrapped it in linen, and laid it in a sepulchre that was hewn in stone, wherein never man before was laid.