Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bill Cosby

We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.

Bill Cosby

Why do kids always say peace out, I though peace was in.

Bill Cosby

Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it's not like whispering to your friend, you've put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see.

C. S. Lewis

You can make anything by writing.

Cecelia Ahern

That was other thing i hated about kids; they always said th exact things that deep dpwn you already knew, would never admit, and most certainly never wanted to hear.

Carrie Underwood

I love Kashi. I eat cereal like a little kid. I carry it in my purse.

Carrie Underwood

I want my permanent address to be in Oklahoma. Someday, when I get married and I have kids, that's where I want to raise my kids.

Carl Reiner

People have a comic bent or an angularity to their thinking, and those are the people who make jokes. And it's usually people who were in an environment, when they were young, where jokes were at a premium, or at least considered important to a life. My parents always listened to the comedy radio shows, we went to the comedy movies, and my parents appreciated comedy. So kids listen and follow what their parents like.

Bill Burr

If I get married I get a tax break, if I have a kid I get a tax break, if I get a mortgage I get a tax break. I don't have any kids and I drive a hybrid, I think I should get a tax break. I'm trying to pay off my apartment so I have something tangible. I actually figured out if I paid off my place my reward would be that I would pay an extra four grand a year in taxes.

Bill Burr

You know why men make more money than women? Because, in the unlikely event that we're both on the Titanic and it starts to sink, for some reason, you get to leave with the kids and I have to stay - that's why I get the dollar more an hour.

Bill Bryson

I tell the kids that, even in a childhood marked by despair and deprivation, I knew that no matter what happened, I still had my family, or at least the remnants of a family ripped apart by divorce and then glued back together in various odd arrangements through a series of ill- advised remarriages. It was good to know I had a solid foundation.

Beth Riesgraf

I was really active as a kid. I was outdoors constantly.

Betsey Johnson

If it hadn't been for the rise of the working woman's wardrobe, I never would have found the time to sneak a kid in.

Bernadette Peters

I love pasta with the homemade marinara sauce I had as a kid.

Berkeley Breathed

My kids hear me behind my door, giggling like an idiot, and they roll their eyes at the blatant indignity of it all.

Ashton Kutcher

See you on the other side, kid.

Ashton Kutcher

I think about the automobile, I think about like, when I was a kid, you know, the invention of the answering machine, which I was like, 'Wow.' Or call waiting, which was, like, very big. It was a very big thing. Call waiting was a very big thing. And these incremental innovations happen constantly.

Arsenio Hall

The bottom line is I've never had anybody bark at me in a mall with malicious intent. Everybody who barks at the kid from Cleveland is to let him know, "I know who you are." It's always a positive thing.

Art Alexakis

I think the fact that Napster is stealing recorded music is something that we have to stop. It's taking money out of my kid's mouth. That's the way I look at it. It's wrong. It's inherently wrong. It's stealing.

Art Alexakis

My goal is to make my kids as happy as possible.

I was always one of those kids who had a nice stereo in my car.

I think they had more kids show up than we did. They wanted it more than we did. They weren't missing. They were on fire. It was their night.

I think these young kids have showed how tough they are.

I think these seven seniors are on a mission. I know our kids will be ready to go.

Leroy Hood

I think the real problem is it's easy to persuade young kids of particular kinds of ideas, because they are flexible.

I think sooner or later they are going to have to at least give the kids papers.

I think sometimes where we make mistakes with our kids is trying to make everything pleasant for them.

I thought we were decently sharp today. I think the kids had a little energy, a little pop to their step, and it worked out well.

Just a tremendous win for our kids and our program.

Jimi's music is so universal. And kids who are getting into rock 'n' roll guitar, who's the go-to guy? It's Jimi. That's the first place you start and everything else comes from that.

Last week there were a series of things that went wrong for us. I know there were a lot of people concerned, but our kids stepped up tonight.

Bill Vaughan

The message was, the choices you make can have bad consequences. Everyone has the power of choice. Just like this kid had the power of choice to steal my car.

Bill Vaughan

Kids are not driving themselves to McDonalds. It's not about kids and their choices. It's about parents and their choices.