Quotes about inspirational
inspirational coffee kids
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. Phyllis Diller
inspirational morning moving
For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.
inspirational people littles
I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies.
inspirational people parlor
Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed!
inspirational blow ill-will
It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser.
inspirational size juniors
It's hard to find a negligee in my size. I wear a Junior Mister.
inspirational hair use
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush.
inspirational moving muscles
He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.
inspirational moving tennis
This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head.
inspirational fighting years
It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.
inspirational football looks
I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet.
inspirational beauty skins
It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.
inspirational rooms
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
inspirational justice looks
My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.
inspirational ghetto littles
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.
inspirational night central-park
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate.
inspirational beach tides
When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in.
inspirational dog hate
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish.
inspirational half hours
His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.
inspirational baseball kids
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
inspirational funny witty
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
inspirational mother pain
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
inspirational husband careers
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked.
inspirational birthday anniversary
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
inspirational cupcakes rooms
There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake.
inspirational anniversary mistake
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
inspirational blood type
You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.
inspirational life birthday
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
inspirational students said
For a human being, nothing comes naturally,' said Grumman. 'We have to learn everything we do. Philip Pullman
inspirational motivational war
But man is a part of nature, and his war against nature is inevitably a war against himself. Rachel Carson
inspirational motivational thinking
It is living, not thinking, as a feminist that has become the challenge. Rachel Cusk
inspirational laughter self
The burden of the self is lightened with I laugh at myself. Rabindranath Tagore
inspirational life self
If you allow your mind to carp at all and sundry, it will turn against itself: the majority of our sorrows are self-inflicted.