Famous Quotes & Sayings

Charles Stross

Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.

Darren Shan

What are you doing?" "Looking for my fangs." "We don't grow fangs you idiot!

Bill Maher

It's very hard not to be condescending when you're explaining something to an idiot.

Billie Joe Armstrong

I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned.

Billie Joe Armstrong

We do have American Idiot picked up by HBO and I wrote the record and concept to it. [We have] the writer Rolin Jones and [director] Michael Mayer [who also directed the Broadway production], so we'll see what happens.

Dennis Prager

To call yourself a socialist in 2015 is to be an idiot. Socialism fails. Everywhere.

It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.

Clint Eastwood

Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left.

David Bailey

Being dyslexic, I was told that I was an idiot all the time.

Andrei Codrescu

There is no ´Complete Idiots Guide to Creationism,´ but perhaps one is not needed.

Dorothy L. Sayers

Even idiots ocasionally speak the truth accidentally.

David Weinberger

This is an awesome time to be a knowledge seeker, no better time, but it's also the best time in history to be a complete idiot.

He sees everything. With his experience, these young pitchers would have to be idiots not to sit next to him every day and see what he sees.

Afrojack

When I started producing, I was just making music under all different names. 'Black Afro.' 'Super Grandmaster.' 'Mister Bull.' Like, the most stupid, idiotic names. 'Afrojack' was one of those idiotic names.

Karl Hobbs

We were a 12th seed. A 12th seed. Why would I think we're going to be a 3 seed this year? Where's the proof? I'm going to sound like an idiot if I say that.

Johann Sebastian Bach

If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord.

Miranda Hart

People come up to me and say, 'Can I just thank you for writing my life?' And I reply, 'I'm glad someone else is as idiotic as I am.'

Penn Jillette

proved that I wasn't an idiot for loving the American people.

A man profits more by the sight of an idiot than by the orations of the learned.

Aaron Boone

I took it as a frustrated, idiotic comment, especially considering the slop he was throwing up there. I mean, who is Josh Towers?

Chris Coleman

It was disappointing that one or two idiots got on the pitch and we should sling them out.

Henny Youngman

I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?

Cassandra Clare

Is that why you didn't call me? Because I'm an idiot?

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Idiots and lunatics see only their own wit.

Jerry Lewis

I've had great success being a total idiot.

Jeff Lindsay

She really did like me, the idiot.

Jeff Lindsay

Now I know what it is like to feel like a total idiot.

Chrissy Teigen

He [Donald Trump] makes himself look like an idiot every single day.

Jennifer Egan

They were snobs or idiots or both...yet she was inexplicably crushed by their coldness.

Tom DeLay

Some say it takes a village to raise a child, but it takes a village idiot to raise taxes on working families.

Mark Twain

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

This is the worst record I have ever seen for a young driver. Lives are being put at risk because of idiots like this.

Mark Twain

In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language