Famous Quotes & Sayings

He sees everything. With his experience, these young pitchers would have to be idiots not to sit next to him every day and see what he sees.

Billie Joe Armstrong

I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned.

Billie Joe Armstrong

We do have American Idiot picked up by HBO and I wrote the record and concept to it. [We have] the writer Rolin Jones and [director] Michael Mayer [who also directed the Broadway production], so we'll see what happens.

Dennis Prager

To call yourself a socialist in 2015 is to be an idiot. Socialism fails. Everywhere.

David Weinberger

This is an awesome time to be a knowledge seeker, no better time, but it's also the best time in history to be a complete idiot.

Clint Eastwood

Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left.

David Bailey

Being dyslexic, I was told that I was an idiot all the time.

Andrei Codrescu

There is no ´Complete Idiots Guide to Creationism,´ but perhaps one is not needed.

Karl Hobbs

We were a 12th seed. A 12th seed. Why would I think we're going to be a 3 seed this year? Where's the proof? I'm going to sound like an idiot if I say that.

It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.

Charles Stross

Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.

Darren Shan

What are you doing?" "Looking for my fangs." "We don't grow fangs you idiot!

Bill Maher

It's very hard not to be condescending when you're explaining something to an idiot.

Afrojack

When I started producing, I was just making music under all different names. 'Black Afro.' 'Super Grandmaster.' 'Mister Bull.' Like, the most stupid, idiotic names. 'Afrojack' was one of those idiotic names.

This is the worst record I have ever seen for a young driver. Lives are being put at risk because of idiots like this.

Dorothy L. Sayers

Even idiots ocasionally speak the truth accidentally.

I haven't got to meet him in person yet. I would probably be a blubbering idiot if I did.

Mark Twain

In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language

John Newman

I don't want to date celebrities, I don't want to roll out of clubs absolutely steaming, make an idiot out of myself. I want to concentrate on my music career.

John Simon

It's wonderful to be hated by idiots.

Patricia Briggs

Any idiot can put up a website.

Sherwood Smith

Everyone is an idiot," I stated. "Except me.

Maurice Sendak

Newt Gingrich is an idiot of great renown... There's something so hopelessly gross and vile about him it's hard to take him seriously.

Penn Jillette

proved that I wasn't an idiot for loving the American people.

Miranda Hart

People come up to me and say, 'Can I just thank you for writing my life?' And I reply, 'I'm glad someone else is as idiotic as I am.'

Tom DeLay

Some say it takes a village to raise a child, but it takes a village idiot to raise taxes on working families.

A man profits more by the sight of an idiot than by the orations of the learned.

Rio Ferdinand

For me, the biggest idiot will always be John Terry,

Tim Robbins

There is no question that [Dan] Quayle is an uneducated idiot. But someone, somewhere cleverly realized that the best diversion from Bush is to put on a clown show.

Stephen Hawking

When something is made idiot proof, they will just make better idiots.

Steven Weinberg

Any possible universe could be explained as the work of some sort of designer. Even a universe that is completely chaotic...could be supposed to have been designed by an idiot.

Richard Stallman

Idiots can be defeated but they never admit it.

Scott Adams

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.