Famous Quotes & Sayings

Dennis Prager

To call yourself a socialist in 2015 is to be an idiot. Socialism fails. Everywhere.

Charles Stross

Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.

Bill Maher

It's very hard not to be condescending when you're explaining something to an idiot.

Darren Shan

What are you doing?" "Looking for my fangs." "We don't grow fangs you idiot!

Billie Joe Armstrong

I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned.

Billie Joe Armstrong

We do have American Idiot picked up by HBO and I wrote the record and concept to it. [We have] the writer Rolin Jones and [director] Michael Mayer [who also directed the Broadway production], so we'll see what happens.

It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.

Andrei Codrescu

There is no ´Complete Idiots Guide to Creationism,´ but perhaps one is not needed.

Dorothy L. Sayers

Even idiots ocasionally speak the truth accidentally.

Afrojack

When I started producing, I was just making music under all different names. 'Black Afro.' 'Super Grandmaster.' 'Mister Bull.' Like, the most stupid, idiotic names. 'Afrojack' was one of those idiotic names.

David Weinberger

This is an awesome time to be a knowledge seeker, no better time, but it's also the best time in history to be a complete idiot.

Clint Eastwood

Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left.

David Bailey

Being dyslexic, I was told that I was an idiot all the time.

Karl Hobbs

We were a 12th seed. A 12th seed. Why would I think we're going to be a 3 seed this year? Where's the proof? I'm going to sound like an idiot if I say that.

He sees everything. With his experience, these young pitchers would have to be idiots not to sit next to him every day and see what he sees.

Cassandra Clare

Is that why you didn't call me? Because I'm an idiot?

I haven't got to meet him in person yet. I would probably be a blubbering idiot if I did.

A man profits more by the sight of an idiot than by the orations of the learned.

Aaron Boone

I took it as a frustrated, idiotic comment, especially considering the slop he was throwing up there. I mean, who is Josh Towers?

Chris Coleman

It was disappointing that one or two idiots got on the pitch and we should sling them out.

Henny Youngman

I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?

Eoin Colfer

We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.

Mark Twain

In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language

Tom DeLay

Some say it takes a village to raise a child, but it takes a village idiot to raise taxes on working families.

This is the worst record I have ever seen for a young driver. Lives are being put at risk because of idiots like this.

Penn Jillette

proved that I wasn't an idiot for loving the American people.

Miranda Hart

People come up to me and say, 'Can I just thank you for writing my life?' And I reply, 'I'm glad someone else is as idiotic as I am.'

Janeane Garofalo

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

Cassandra Clare

What's the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots?

Cassandra Clare

You're an idiot." "I've never claimed to be otherwise.

Keith Carradine

I decided, "Well, I'll be a forest ranger!" Because I thought, "I'll get to go out in the woods, I'll be in the forest, and I can sit in a tower and watch for forest fires and play my guitar. That's what I want to do!" Well, I was an idiot, of course.

Kim Harrison

They weren’t idiots, but I attracted trouble that just begged me to beat it into submission.

Isla Fisher

I have always felt comfortable tapping into my inner idiot.