Famous Quotes & Sayings

Danny Kaye

After all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it.

Danny Kaye

Housewives spend more money than their husbands make, so that other people think their husbands earn more money than they really do.

Daniel Defoe

Never, ladies, marry a fool. Any husband rather than a fool. With some other husband you may be unhappy, but with a fool you will be miserable.

David Archuleta

I want to be the best parent I can be. I want to be the best husband I can be

Curtis Joseph

I love my hockey, but if you can do that and go home and just be a dad and husband, then you have the best of both worlds.

Coretta Scott King

I've always felt that homophobic attitudes and policies were unjust and unworthy of a free society and must be opposed by all Americans who believe in democracy. The civil rights movement thrives on unity and inclusion, not division and exclusion. My husband's struggle parallels that of the gay rights movement.

Coretta Scott King

If you give your life to a cause in which you believe, and if it is right and just, and if your life comes to an end as a result of this, then your life could not have been spent in a more redemptive way. I think that is what my husband has done.

Daniel Tosh

Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.

Dana Spiotta

My husband is a musician. He cooks and he's a chef but he also, he makes basement recordings. So many people in my life make basement recordings, so I feel very lucky, I'm surrounded by very creative people.

Dane Cook

I once overheard the sweetest old woman behind me on a train tell her adorable old husband as he scoffed down a ham sandwich she had brought along, "If you ever yell at me to "stop bringing a ham sandwich with me every where we go" again? Next time I'm bringing a gun. And I'm blowing your God damn head off."

David Letterman

President Obama has two years left as president. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets to appoint two new Kardashian husbands.

David O. McKay

When the husband and wife are healthy, and free from inherited weaknesses and diseases that might be transmitted with injury to their offspring the use of contraceptives is to be condemned.

David O. McKay

Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire.

Anne Sinclair

I do not believe the accusations against my husband, not for one second.

Anne Tyler

She saw herself riding in the passenger seat, Sam behind the wheel. Like two of those little peg people in a toy car. Husband peg, wife peg, side by side. Facing the road and not looking at each other; for why would they need to, really, having gone beyond the visible surface long ago. No hope of admiring gazes anymore, no chance of unremitting adoration. Nothing left to show but their plain, true, homely, interior selves, which were actually much richer anyhow.

Anne Tyler

I write because I want more than one life; I insist on a wider selection. It’s greed, plain and simple. When my characters join the circus, I’m joining the circus. Although I’m happily married, I spent a great deal of time mentally living with incompatible husbands.

Anne Tyler

I mean you're given all these lessons for the unimportant things--piano-playing, typing. You're given years and years of lessons in how to balance equations, which Lord knows you will never have to do in normal life. But how about parenthood? Or marriage, either, come to think of it. Before you can drive a car you need a state-approved course of instruction, but driving a car is nothing, nothing, compared to living day in and day out with a husband and raising up a new human being.

Angela Lansbury

I very seldom said no, and I was aided and abetted by my husband, who realized that the one thing I could do was to be a very good actress, by his note.

Anne Sexton

Home is my Bethlehem, my succoring shelter, my mental hospital, my wife, my dam, my husband, my sir, my womb, my skull.

Anne Sexton

All I wanted was a little piece of life, to be married, to have children.... I was trying my damnedest to lead a conventional life, for that was how I was brought up, and it was what my husband wanted of me. But one can't build little white picket fences to keep the nightmares out.

Anna Held

Yes, I am seeking a husband. As soon as the right man asks me, I shall say, It is not good for a woman to live alone.

Anita Brookner

I was brought up among the sort of self-important women who had a husband as one has an alibi.

Andre Ward

I'm always striving to be a better man to God, a better husband, a better Dad so it's just work, but I'm committed to it.

Andy Murray

I think it's sensible to plan for the future now I'm a father and a husband.

Ambrose Bierce

HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.

Alicia Silverstone

I love cooking and one of my favourite things to do with my husband is open up the refrigerator.

Alicia Keys

I’ve found that the best life has to offer is right in front of me, with my husband and child

Alicia Keys

I've learned that one of my greatest secrets is scheduling downtime into a busy schedule. This gives me the time to have quality moments with my husband and son, who both recharge my spirit in ways I never imagined.

Alice S. Rossi

... a supportive husband is an absolute requirement for professional women.... He is something she looks for, and when she finds him, she marries him.

Alice Walker

Well, sometime Mr —— git on me pretty hard. I have to talk to Old Maker. But he my husband. I shrug my shoulders. This life soon be over, I say. Heaven last all ways. You ought to bash Mr —— head open, she say. Think bout heaven later.

Alice Hoffman

When the cold comes to New England it arrives in sheets of sleet and ice. In December, the wind wraps itself around bare trees and twists in between husbands and wives asleep in their beds. It shakes the shingles from the roofs and sifts through cracks in the plaster. The only green things left are the holly bushes and the old boxwood hedges in the village, and these are often painted white with snow. Chipmunks and weasels come to nest in basements and barns; owls find their way into attics. At night,the dark is blue and bluer still, as sapphire of night.

Anne-Marie Slaughter

My husband has spent more time with our children than I have. I don't think they're better or worse off.

Danica Patrick

I practice yoga at home to a TV show called 'Inhale,' taught by Steve Ross. I figured that if the people on the show could stretch that deep then I could too. I ended up pulling my hip flexor. But that's how I met my husband. Paul was the physical therapist my coach called to meet with me after hours.