Famous Quotes & Sayings

Conan O'Brien

Yesterday, after the Thanksgiving parade, Donald Trump appeared at Macy's to promote his new line of fragrances and business suits. Unfortunately, there were high winds and Trump's hair nearly killed two people.

Dan Savage

There's going to be some places where you're treated with respect and dignity and some places where you'd have to be a fool to live, .. So, there will be places where people can get their hair done well and places where they can't.

Daria Werbowy

And of course there is nothing better than wearing the same T-shirt for days and not brushing my hair for weeks,

Cormac McCarthy

When he went back to the fire he knelt and smoothed her hair as she slept and he said if he were God he would have made the world just so and no different.

David Spade

I have no detectable hair style.

David Caruso

Red hair stigmatizes you.

Daniel Tosh

Recently started flat ironing my ball hair. Come on ladies, you know how it is; if you have curly hair you just want straight hair.

Dallas Willard

One does not miss heaven by a hair, but by constant effort to avoid and escape God.

Courtney Thorne-Smith

One of the strangest things about being an actor is that people you don't know feel that they are allowed to comment on your hair, body, clothes, relationships.

David Letterman

Sarah Palin is joining Fox News. The new slogan is 'hair and unbalanced.'

David Letterman

Donald Trump has a great campaign slogan: 'A complex world demands complex hair.'

David Letterman

Rick Perry has now accused Mitt Romney of hiring illegal aliens to work on his hair.

David Letterman

As you watch the Gary Condit interview, three words come to mind: stiff, unbending and impenetrable. And that's just his hair.

David Letterman

How would Trump travel as president? Obviously, he'd use Hair Force One.

Delia Smith

I don't actually get recognised. I only have my hair done and make-up put on when I am on TV. The rest of the time, I go out without make-up on, so people don't recognise me.

Andie MacDowell

People that are 40, they don't sit around at talk about gray hair and how it covers their hair. They talk about highlighting, of course they're covering gray, but they don't talk about it that way. They're going to get their colors because they need a little lightening.

Andre Agassi

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair.

Chyler Leigh

I don't like to do much with my hair - which is good, because I don't know how! I just always make sure I have a great haircut.

Chuck Palahniuk

Nobody wants to worship you if you have the same problems, the same bad breath and messy hair and hangnails, as a regular person. You have to be everything regular people aren’t. Where they fail, you have to go all the way. Be what people are too afraid to be. Become whom they admire. People shopping for a messiah want quality. Nobody is going to follow a loser. When it comes to choosing a savior, they won't settle for just a human being.

Andrew Jackson

If they [Mexicans] touch the hair of the head of one of our citizens, tell him [Commodore Dallas] to batter down and destroy their town and exterminate the inhabitants from the face of the earth!

W. S. Gilbert

He uses language that would make your hair curl.

Melissa Rivers

We're praying the hair will be as big as the boobs.

Hair long, money long. Me and broke niggas, we dont get along.

Rick Carlisle

It got hairy at the end, but it's going to be hairy at times. You've just got to be able to find a way to win. The importance of it is being able to stop the run.

Dusty Baker

It got a little hairy there when we had a 3-0 lead and Delgado hit that home run. But that was the only mistake Zambrano made.

Paul Wilson

I always thought he was like Jesus, with the long hair and beard.

Jose Theodore

I always like my hair real long and I like to keep it long as long as possible.

Andrew Pyper

If the hairs on my neck stand up while I'm writing, I figure the reader will get the same kind of shock.

I wish I could play puppets the rest of my life, ... You don't have to worry about hair and make-up. You're not trapped by your envelope.

Mitch Hedberg

I got my hair highlighted because I thought some strands were more important than others.

If they want to slide out of the house, you know, I'm going to go get my haircut and watch the big game.

Brad Goreski

I'm obsessed with the Clarisonic brush. It actually makes you feel like you've had a facial. It helps prevent ingrown hairs after shaving, too.

Denis Hayes

This set of recommendations is ecologically responsible, but it's not putting a hair shirt on Seattle.