Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jordan Peele

You never want to be the whitest-sounding black guy in a room.

Jonathan Winters

I love improvisation. You can't blame it on the writers. You can't blame it on direction. You can't blame it on the camera guy... It's you. You're on. You've got to do it, and you either sink or swim with what you've got.

Kevin Smith

And George Carlin was a guy that the more he aged the younger he seemed.

Kelley Armstrong

This is what I wanted. This guy. This life. This me. I was never getting my old life back, and I didn't care. I was happy. I was safe. I was right where I wanted to be.

Kelley Armstrong

You guys are weird," Tori said. Simon sat on the crate beside me. "That's right. We are totally weird and completely uncool. Your popularity is plummeting just by being near us.

Katy B

I go to a club to relax and hear the music on a big sound system. I don't go to pull a guy.

Katie Aselton

Steve Rannazzisi, Nick Kroll, Paul Scheer, Jon Lajoie - and they're such funny guys that they bring their own sort of twist to it all.

Kathy Sierra

Code as if the next guy to maintain your code is a homicidal maniac who knows where you live.

Kerry Packer

If a British guy saw someone at the wheel of a Rolls- Royce, he'd say 'come the revolution and we'll take that away from you, mate', where the American would say 'one day I'll have one of those, when I have worked hard enough'. It's unfortunate we Australians inherited the British mentality.

Lyndsy Fonseca

Guys need to know when to take charge.

Luke Jensen

McEnroe respects one guy -- himself, and that's it.

Luke Grimes

I don't want to be that guy on some set he doesn't want to be on. It just bums everybody out.

M. Night Shyamalan

I always thought I was going to be the film guy until I died.

Malcolm Forbes

A Tax Loophole: A deduction that the other guy gets.

Malcolm Gladwell

If you're in business it's both a promise and a warning. It says that sometimes little things can cause some little guy to have an overnight success.

Gabrielle Union

The guys I tended to date, you know, didn't necessarily have it altogether but I had a great time.

Norman Mailer

Somewhere, something incredible happened in history - the wrong guys won.

Norman Reedus

I'm a T-shirt-and-Levi's type of a guy.

Olga Kurylenko

I don't like a guy who sits on the couch all day.

Ellen DeGeneres

I've been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I have three women on my staff and three guys so it's pretty equal. I don't know why that is. It's been the same thing for a while. It's hard for female comedians to stand out. That's weird. That's a shame.

Emily Giffin

It's amazing to me how few guys know their friends' birthdays.

Emeril Lagasse

I'm not a TV guy. I'm a restaurant chef and a businessman.

Elmore Leonard

I never see my bad guys as simply bad. They want pretty much the same thing that you and I want: they want to be happy.

Elmore Leonard

Bad guys are not bad guys twenty-four hours a day.

Heath Ledger

Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

Henry Rollins

I am very ambitious in a way, in that I'm not trying to be the richest guy or whatever. I just really like my work.

Hideo Kojima

This may sound pretentious, but I don't like being thought of as 'the Metal Gear guy.' There's a lot more I can do.

Helena Christensen

It's flabbergasting. I can understand if you have your legs spread and you're pushing yourself into the camera - that's sexually erotic. But the sensual contours in the male or female shape? Come on, guys, relax.

Jimmie Johnson

You watch guys live through their peaks, and then unfortunately, you've got to come down from that peak.

Eric Massa

Now, they're saying I groped a male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday.

Eric McCormack

When I read the script for Will & Grace in 1998, I knew I was the only guy for the part.

Eric Ludy

I'm glad that our God is not the guy with a pony-tail who wants to toss a frisbee with His saints.

Emma Watson

He [Kenneth Branagh] is the nicest guy. He is absolutely fantastic. Hes really down to earth, really friendly, and he has a great sense of humor. I really liked working with him. Hes a fantastic actor as well. Theres such a presence about him.