Famous Quotes & Sayings

Michael Phelps

I'm the same kind of guy before all this happened.

John Milius

I may not be the strongest guy or the most well armed, but you can put me in a room with a pencil and a piece of paper and I can kill anybody.

John Calipari

I know I'm not a saint, but I'm not the guy I'm made out to be by others.

Joel McHale

It was great having them around and I have to say pretty weird seeing them all grown up! Plus we have Jeremy Piven; and Ricky Gervais agreed to be in it and Antonio Banderas has a cameo in and that's a testament to Robert. He's such a good director and such a good guy. He gets everybody, because everyone wants to work with him.

Joel McHale

Well, that would be a title [the busiest guy in Hollywood] still reserved for Ryan Seacrest. I have one assistant; he has about nine. I don't have a food taster yet, I don't have a fluffer either. But, yes there are some days when I don't know if I am coming or going.

Joan Severance

I was watching something the other day which started out with five guys walking towards you and one woman, and there you go-it's still being dominated by the male society.

Joan Rivers

I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked

Jimmy Wales

I'm very much an Enlightenment kind of guy.

George A. Romero

I like guys who are understandable and good guys who are flawed.

Garry Shandling

First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.

Frankie Valli

You can take the guy out of the neighborhood but you can't take the neighborhood out of the guy.

Frank Caliendo

Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head.

Frank Caliendo

Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.

Frank Caliendo

Guy on the plane I'm on has a text alert that sounds like a gunshot... And he isn't putting it on vibrate.

John Bush

I certainly never doubted the ability for the guys to get together and make good music, but there was so much legal business with the record company that it ended up being like five albatrosses around our neck.

Joel Silver

I'm a guy that wants the movie to work. So whatever it takes or whatever you got to do - I'm happy to do.

Joe Berlinger

I felt like the universe was tapping me on the shoulder saying, "You're the guy who has to tell this story because nobody else is."

Joe Arpaio

I'm kind of an old-fashioned guy.

Joe Arpaio

I'm not a computer guy. I have my Smith Corona. I would know nothing about computers.

Joe Biden

You guys at Fox can't seem to get your facts straight.

LL Cool J

You don't need to be the good guy to get a good message out.

Louis Tomlinson

I once woke up at a random guy's house and i didn't actually know who he was.

John Gokongwei

But everyone has a chance. Every big guy started off small.

John Goodman

As far as I know, the guys at Pixar are opposed to a Monsters, Inc. sequel.

Linda Howard

You guys take over while I go put on a shirt." Mrs. Kulavich had edged close enough to hear him. She beamed at him. "Don't bother on my account," she said. "Sadie!" Mr. Kulavich said in rebuke. "Oh, hush, George! I'm old, not dead!" "I'll remind you of that the next time I want to watch the Playboy Channel," he growled.

Lilith Saintcrow

I caught the look Benjamin gave me. "What?" "Nothing. We just thought a svetocha would be more, well, difficult." Leon's mouth twitched. "I do seriously want a slushie." I tried a tentative smile. I definitely liked him now. "I haven't had one in ages. Maybe the guys outside—the double blonds—would want one, too?" For some reason Leon found that utterly fricking hysterical. He snorted and chuckled all the way through Housewares to the Health and Beauty section, and even Benjamin unbent enough to grin.

Lilith Saintcrow

The only one," he murmured. His chin dipped a little bit. "You know that, Dru? You're the only person who's ever believed in me. You know what that'll do to a guy?" What?"I-" "It makes him want to live up to it.

Lilith Saintcrow

I guess since the groin is the center of a guy's world, he rarely guesses it isn't the center of yours.

Lee Tergesen

Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache.

Lauren Conrad

You don't want a slob, but you don't want a guy who is constantly borrowing your tweezers.

Lauren Conrad

You should never need a guy to make you feel complete.

Lewis Black

I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.

Lewis Black

If you're seeing a psychiatrist, you're wasting money because all you've got to do is get on a plane, get on a subway tomorrow and, inevitably, you're going to be seated in front of some guy who's playing with himself, and he'll be singing, 'Happy Days Are Here Again.' I tell you - when I see that guy, I feel pretty good about myself.