Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jared Leto

You know it's a perverted crowd when a guy is screaming at you to take your shirt off.

Janeane Garofalo

I'm a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind.

Etgar Keret

I like smoking pot, but I'm not the kind of guy who smokes every day.

Carly Rae Jepsen

I definitely have a little attraction to bad guys, but they have to be sweethearts underneath. After all, I like to be treated well.

Carmelo Anthony

I'm a classical type of guy. Whatever's out at that point in time, I like it. I just put my own twist on it, and we go from there.

Evan Rachel Wood

I always feel like one of the guys and very unintimidated.

Evangeline Lilly

To impress me, a guy has to be completely unaffected by my presence. If he wants to talk to me, talk to me; if he doesn't, don't.

Moby

I've had my Charlie Sheen moments, it was usually just at the Mars Bar on the corner of First Avenue with me and a few homeless guys.

Mike Quade

How can you wonder what's going to happen when you don't know who's going to be the new guy in town?

Mickey Rourke

I don't mind getting punched in the nose by a guy standing in front of me. It's getting stabbed in the back that I can't handle.

Kurt Russell

I'm a reasonable guy, but I've just experienced some very unreasonable things...

Harry Shearer

For a guy who is always banging on about the masculine virtues, Nixon had this remarkable proclivity for very dainty gestures.

Harry Shearer

Here's a guy [Richard Nixon] who had no gift for small talk, never liked to be around strangers, was physically awkward, and he goes into the one business that calls for ease with strangers and a gift for small talk.

Harry Shearer

Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department.

Hank Haney

You just don't go in there with Tiger Woods and say, ‘Oh, do this.' Sean Foley was quoted, a month after he worked with Tiger, as saying ‘You can't get this guy to listen to anything.'

George H. W. Bush

My favorite picture is a picture of American soldiers surrounding a guy in a foxhole, Iraqi soldier, and the American guy says, "We're not going to harm you. We're American soldiers."

Jim Cantalupo

Salads was a big indicator of that - there was a huge market out there for it. And why not tap it? Some of the things we are doing now around the globe are responding to customers. It's not because some guy sued you.

Jim Butcher

Magic. It can get a guy killed.

Jim Butcher

Erlking,” I told her. “Big-time bad guy. Wants to eat me.” “Why?” she asked. “Well. I met him,” I said.

Jessi Colter

I see some some of these other guys, and they're wearing the hats and the jackets and saying the words and they're relating and they're picking. But there's something missing.

Jessica Alba

I basically went out with any guy who asked me because hardly anyone ever asked me out.

Jessica Alba

I've always been attracted to guys with big brains.

Jessica Alba

I didn't really [seriously] go out with any guys until I was 18 and met my ex-fiancé, Michael Weatherly.

Jayne Ann Krentz

Guys don't get romantically involved." "What do they get?" "Invold, period.

Jay London

You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart,

Jay Mohr

I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up.

Jay Kay

Every now and again I need to get away from everything. I'm quite a hidey-hole kind of a guy.

Jay Leno

More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own.

Jay Leno

The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of his missiles seem to launch.

Jay Leno

A Libyan rebel has admitted to killing Moammar Gadhafi. He said he shot Gadhafi twice in the temple, to which Michele Bachmann said, "I didn't even know the guy was Jewish.

Jay Leno

There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on Osama bin Laden. Which marks the first time in history there has ever been a bounty on a guy's head who wears Bounty on his head.

Candace Bushnell

I do not pick the wrong guys. They pick me.

Buzz Aldrin

The guys who walk on Mars are going to be historic.