Quotes about grandma
grandma grandmother grandchildren
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
grandma forever lines
Remember that the old lady who's taking forever in line is someone's grandma Eric Stonestreet
grandma listening radio
My grandma said - when I was really young and I'd sing along to the radio - why do you sing in an American accent? I guess it was because a lot of the music I was listening to had American vocalists. Emma Watson
grandma dna long
The Dominican Republic says 'We're black behind the ears.' And in Mexico, 'there's a black grandma in the closet.' They know, they've just been intermarrying for a long time. But if we did the DNA of everyone in Mexico a whole lot of people would have a whole lot of black in them. Henry Louis Gates
grandma grandmother grandchildren
Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. Gore Vidal
grandma use bigger-better
My grandma always said, "Trouble is what God uses to prepare you for better things!" If you have trouble in your life, you are in a valley. If you are in a valley, you are being prepared for something bigger, better, greater; something you probably could not handle now. Iyanla Vanzant
grandma jewels voice
My family always says my voice is a gift—a precious jewel I inherited from my maternal grandma, Julia Kate Hudson. My sister and I used to joke that the 'Kates' in our family got all the talent. Jennifer Hudson
grandma grandparent car
My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot! Jeff Foxworthy
grandma redneck shoes
You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
grandma blood chef
The chef that grew up with the grandma who cooks tends to always beat the chef that went to the culinary institute. It's in the blood. Gary Vaynerchuk
grandma mum raised
I'm part Maori. My mum's Maori, and she raised me. And my grandma, she's Maori. Jemaine Clement
grandma want able
My grandma passed away at 98 1/2 and I want to live to 100. I want to be able to do what I can do even at 100. Gail Devers
grandma loves point
There's the comedian, the grandma and the hairdo. Everyone loves a circus, but at some point someone's going to want a governor. Jason Stanford
grandma since taught
I've done them ever since I was small; my grandma taught me how. O. Henry
grandma feet rooms
At the other end of the room, Grandma had the lid up on Larry Lipinski. She was standing one foot on a folding chair, one foot on the edge of the casket, and she was taking pictures with a disposable camera. Janet Evanovich
grandma wimps said
Almost everybody I know has died,” Grandma said. “Bunch of wimps.
grandma white work-out
I always wanted to eat with a Negro,” Grandma said. Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a boney- assed old white woman,” Lula said. “So I guess this works out good.
grandma littles saws
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as old as you up close, either.
grandma missing devil
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding him if it was aliens," Grandma said.
grandma teeth needs
You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!
grandma shots sucker
I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur
grandma eye television
I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down." Grandma Mazur
grandma rangers saved
Saved by the grandma" Ranger
grandma sometimes fart
Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?
grandma thinking plums
[Stephanie Plum]Jeez. No True Love" [Grandma Mazur] There's always been true love, but in my day, you either talked yourself into thinking you had it, or you talked yourself into thinking you didn't need it.
grandma oxygen talking
When Grandma Mazur is talking about the reason for the improved play of her 91-year-old bowling teammate, she said: "She's doing better now that we got her the longer tubing to her oxygen tank.
grandma kissing boys
My grandma has never been impressed with the TV show [Desperate Housewives]. She was so angry because I was on television kissing a boy naked; she's very traditional. She said: "If I ever see you kissing that boy again...". Eva Longoria
grandma grandmother phones
I called my grandmother yesterday. She picks up the phone, 'Oh hello, dear, hold on a second, I just stepped out of the shower. Let me go put some clothes on.' I said, 'Hey Grandma, don't ever tell me you're naked again. Go put a lot of clothes on. Then put some more clothes on. I'm going to sit here and drink and try to forget you naked in my head.' I'll never eat raisins again. Greg Fitzsimmons
grandma grandmother grandchildren
Grandchildren are the dots that connect the lines from generation to generation. Lois Wyse
grandma kissing grandmother
So, if you have a grandma, thank the good Lord above, and give your grandmamma hugs and kisses, for grandmothers are to love.
grandma past rocks
She seems to have had the ability to stand firmly on the rock of her past while living completely and unregretfully in the present. Madeleine L'Engle
grandma thinking waiting
Well," he said, "I think we've found our way in. We just wait until they're duking it out, but trust me, these Humans First types don't have a lot of staying power or they'd have been at the gym with me before. I doubt Grandma Kent there is going to do a lot of damage." He pointed at a gray-haired, hunched lady in a shawl, carrying what looked liked a gardening tool. "It's like Plants Versus Zombies, and I'm not rooting for the zombies, weirdly enough. Rachel Caine
grandma easy
Grandma once told me it's easy to overthink love, to dissect it and question it until it is no more. Ellen Hopkins