Famous Quotes & Sayings

Boo Weekley

I thought I would just become a pro at a golf course.

Bruce McCall

Not even Barbra Streisand celebrates herself as tirelessly as golf celebrates itself.

Brian Weiss

Golf is like smoking, I have been trying to quit for years.

Brian Weiss

I was on in two.... then again on four...

Colin Montgomerie

To be truthful, I think golfers are overpaid. It's unreal, and I have trouble dealing with the guilt sometimes.

Colin Montgomerie

That's great. They should put the hole in the fairway.

Colin Montgomerie

I'm a great believer that if you don't get the ball to the hole, it won't go in.

Gary Player

As we all know... golf is a puzzle without an answer.

Andy Lau

Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler.

Clare Balding

I play golf - even though I'm awful at it.

Don Herold

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

Don Herold

Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot.

Don Herold

Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.

Doug Sanders

The trouble with golf is that you are only as good as your last putt.

Doug Sanders

Golf is like a razor. You get just so sharp and then it begins to dull a little more the more you use it.

Doug Sanders

Hagen said that no-one remembers who finished second. But they still ask me if I ever think about that putt I missed to win the 1970 Open at St. Andrews. I tell them that some times it doesn't cross my mind for a full five minutes.

Craig Stadler

Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well.

Dan Jenkins

Every golfer has at least 14 enemies: his clubs.

Dan Jenkins

Regardless of what the tour pros think, golf is a rich and varied game, and what all of us awkward fools do on weekends is what golf is truly all about.

Dan Jenkins

If a caddie can help you, you don't know how to play golf.

Dan Jenkins

The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.

Dan Jenkins

There have been so many great moments in golf that you even forget some of them.

Dan Jenkins

I had always suspected that trying to play golf in the company of big-time pros and a gallery would be something like walking naked into choir practice.

Dan Jenkins

The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting, just as an avalanche victim has learned a lot about snow.

Dan Jenkins

Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve.

Dan Jenkins

A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife.

Clint Eastwood

Just trust your instincts. There's an old saying in golf, you've studied the swing many times, and you practice and practice, but when you stand over the ball, you just have to trust your swing. And you trust it. And if you don't trust it, you'll ruin it; your brain will take over.

Dustin Johnson

I enjoy playing it every time I step on the course.

Dustin Johnson

I always knew I wanted to play golf and go to college. I try hard to be a positive role model, especially on the golf course. I try to carry myself well, and don't do anything outrageous. I try to play the game like a gentleman and give everyone respect. That's how the game should be played.

Anne Fortier

For as long as I could remember, he had never worn a single piece of clothing that could be considered casual. Khaki shorts and golf shirts, to Umberto, were the garments of men who have no virtues left, not even shame.

Annika Sorenstam

I told my caddie today that I am in the position that I want to be in. That this is what I have been waiting for, to win my tenth victory. I said that I am going to do everything that I can do today and that nothing is going to stop me.

Annika Sorenstam

Ron Sirak, a golf writer and friend, was quoted as saying, "Annika is no longer a female golfer. She's a golfer." That's truly all I ever aspired to be.

Annika Sorenstam

I've learned a lot about my game every time I play golf in a men's event.