Quotes about golf
golf differences cups
The other sad truth about golf spectatorship is that for today's pros it all comes down to the putting, and that the difference between a putt that drops and one that rims the cup, though teleologically enormous, is intellectually negligeable. John Updike
golf together common-experience
Golf camaraderie, like that of astronauts and Antarctic explorers, is based on a common experience of transcendence; fat or thin, scratch or duffer, we have been somerwhere together where non-golfers never go.
golf men wife
Many men are more faithful to their golf partners than to their wives and have stuck with them longer.
golf reality mirrors
...as all souls are equal before their Maker, a two inch putt counts the same as a 250 yard drive. There is a comedy in this and a certain unfairness even, which makes golf an even apter mirror of reality.
golf swings trying
The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.
golf remember-you remembers-you
The muttered hint, "Remember, you have a stroke here," freezes my joints like a blast from Siberia.
golf thinking play
I don't think much about my physical body going off into the long, green fairways of heaven to play golf. John Shelby Spong
golf blood squinting
There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do you actually get to see? Thirty-seven guys in polyester slacks squinting at the sun. Doesn't that set your blood racing? Peter Andrews
golf reflection games
It is not a matter of life and death. It is not that important. But it is a reflection of life, and so the game is an enigma wrapped in a mystery impaled on a conundrum. Peter Alliss
golf games fantasy
The game lends itself to fantasies about our abilities.
golf years tree
Those trees seem to grow every year...
golf indecisive certain
He used to be fairly indecisive, but now he's not so certain.
golf loser made
Golf made me feel like a loser. So I dismissed it. Mariska Hargitay
golf lay
You can only play so much golf and lay around the beach, Steve Spurrier
golf play years
I love the house that I've been living in for over 40 years. I really am a homebody and I still love to play golf. Johnny Mathis
golf found enjoy
I found golf was too time consuming, but I did enjoy it. John Wooden
golf longer
He's no longer the golf coach, we'll put it that way.
golf huge icons impact
He's one of our icons in Houston. He's done so much for so many people. It's such a huge, huge loss. He's had such a big impact on golf at all levels. It's just devastating.
golf hands skills
It is true that my predecessor did not object, as I do, to pictures of one's golf skill in action. But neither, on the other hand, did he ever bean a Secret Serviceman. John F. Kennedy
golf men games
Show me a man with a great golf game, and I’ll show you a man who has been neglecting something.
golf men guy
The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him. Jon Stewart
golf life-is-great life-is
Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me. George Lopez
golf average games
Golf is a particularly severe strain upon the amiability of the average person's temper, and in no other game, except bridge, is serenity of disposition so essential. Emily Post
golf opposites faces
You have the opposite of poker face. You have like.. miniature golf face. Elizabeth Gilbert
golf green balls
One travels like a golf ball, hopping from green to green. John Gunther
golf funny-golf great-golf
Never admit that your back goes out more than you do Joan Rivers
golf nervous about-yourself
The best thing about golf is ultimately what it teaches you about yourself. And the worst thing is how freakin' nervous it can make you feel. Gabrielle Reece
golf play tennis
I dont play golf or tennis, I dont ski, I dont snowboard. If you love what you do, you never get enough of it. Frankie Valli
golf play lows
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play. Joe E. Lewis
golf talking years
I love golf. But do you know how I got good at golf? Because of Charles Barkley. I was playing with Charles, Michael Jordan and Roy Green, and Charles was talking so much trash. On every shot, he was talking trash. So I left the tournament, and I went and practiced for a year and half. Eric Dickerson
golf play guy
I've stayed buddies with my old buddy Jackie Slater. I talk to Jackie Slater. I play golf with Marcus Allen a lot. I play golf with Marshall Faulk a lot. My buddy Craig Young, he lives up in New Mexico. I still talk to a lot of the guys.
golf president lessons
One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. Lyndon B. Johnson
golf handicaps
I don't have any handicap. I am all handicap.