Famous Quotes & Sayings

Payne Stewart

This thing is for the game of golf, yeah, but trust me, the Europeans don't have that mentality.

Payne Stewart

Invariably something happens at a U.S. Open where the golf course gets out of control one day, they have one pin that's out of control. It always seems to happen. But they've gotten better about the height of the rough.

Payne Stewart

I don't think it's healthy to take yourself too seriously.

Payne Stewart

If you can't laugh at yourself, then how can you laugh at anybody else? I think people see the human side of you when you do that.

Payne Stewart

But in the end it's still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can't shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you've missed the point.

Peter Jacobsen

Your confidence is the 15th club in your bag. You'd like it to be a thick headed driver. But it sometimes seems like a pretty weak little stick.

Peter Jacobsen

If you can't enjoy the time between golf shots, then you are going to have a pretty difficult life because most of you life is the time spent in-between.

Peter Jacobsen

One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot - the next day you have to go back to the first tee and begin all over again and make yourself into something.

Peter Jacobsen

I didn't miss the putt. I made the putt. The ball missed the hole.

Pete Sampras

Media access to us is more regulated than in golf.

Ted Allen

The world is full of people who would like nothing better than to spend six hours on a golf course. I would rather be chopping shallots.

Sean Hannity

You can play golf with liberals, be neighbors with them, go out to dinner. I just don't want them in power.

Seve Ballesteros

The only time I talk on the golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club.

Seve Ballesteros

I miss it, I miss it, I miss it, I make it.

Seve Ballesteros

In the United States, I'm lucky; in Europe, I'm good.

Seve Ballesteros

I do not trust doctors. They are like golfers. Every one has a different answer to your problems.

Seve Ballesteros

The point is that it doesn't matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact.

Seve Ballesteros

I don't want people to watch the way I dress. I want people to watch the way I play.

Seve Ballesteros

I always putted without a glove but I have no idea why - I saw others doing it and copied them.

Seve Ballesteros

Everything was fine until I walked on to the first tee!

Seve Ballesteros

They say I get into too many bunkers. But is no problem. I am the best bunker player.

Seve Ballesteros

I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me.

Seve Ballesteros

I miss. I miss. I miss. I make.

Len Goodman

I've got a great life. It's a shame the work gets in the way of the golf, really.

Larry David

Golf and dating don't mix.

Larry David

I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.

Neil Peart

I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke.

Stephen Merchant

I like playing a bit of golf. But, if people went around beating people to death with golf clubs, I'd say, 'Ban golf. I'll take up tennis'

Stephen Leacock

I've seen lifelong friends drift apart over golf just because one could play better, but the other counted better.

Tea Leoni

At one point, I had 14 pairs of golf shoes

Marcus Aurelius

Look within, for within is the wellspring of virtue, which will not cease flowing, if you cease not from digging.

Shia LaBeouf

I trained more than anybody ever in a golf film ever made - my swing is pretty hot.

Natalie Portman

I'm really good at mini-golf. You know, maybe not big person golf, but little person golf.