Famous Quotes & Sayings

Rachel Caine

You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch." "Too bad she isn't here," he said.

Rachel Caine

And then it was between Shane and Claire on who retreated first. "Uou go," he said. "Why?" Shane and Pete exchangedblooks. "Seriously?" Pete asked. "Yeah, she's like that," Shane said, and turned to her. "Because you're my girlfriend, and I'm not going unti; I know you're safe. How's that?

Rachel Caine

You brought me grenades. You are officially the best girlfriend ever.

Phil Ochs

Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend.

Questlove

I cannot keep a girlfriend longer than seven months. I have 12 jobs. I don't have time for my personal life. I'm fully aware that this is the sacrifice.

Prince

Oh yeah In France a skinny man Died of a big disease with a little name By chance his girlfriend came across a needle And soon she did the same At home there are seventeen-year-old boys And their idea of fun Is being in a gang called The Disciples High on crack, totin' a machine gun.

Phyllis Schlafly

Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should be impeached.

Phyllis Schlafly

Find out if your girlfriend is a feminist before you get too far into it. Some of them are pretty. They don't all look like Bella Abzug.

Mike Gordon

Right after I graduated, my girlfriend, who I had been going out with for five years, dumped me, and my grandmother died.

Jim Lee

Al Plastino helped redefine Superman in the 1950s. His work on Supermans Girlfriend, Lois Lane, Adventure Comics and pretty much any title in the Superman family will be fondly remembered for years to come. He will be missed.

Elizabeth Gilbert

Here was something I already knew to be true about myself: Just as there are some wives who will occasionally need a break from their husbands in order to visit a spa for the weekend with their girlfriends, I will always be the sort of wife who occasionally needs a break from her husband in order to visit Cambodia. Just for a few days!

Joan Collins

I have girlfriends who've had Botox and been left with lumps in their faces. And the lips, don't even get me started.

Lisa Bonet

We're getting ready to take over the world. My group of girlfriends - we're renegades

Leelee Sobieski

I text my girlfriends. I look at Facebook. I check my e-mail. If I'm away from the news cycle more than a few hours, I feel out of touch.

Lee Ryan

I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding!

Larry McMurtry

True maturity is only reached when a man realizes he has become a father figure to his girlfriends' boyfriend - and he accepts it

Joyce Maynard

I was giving a speech one time, and the woman who introduced me said, 'Well, she used to be J. D. Salinger's girlfriend. I thought, 'God, is that all I've been?' I didn't want to be reduced to that.

Karl Pilkington

If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you're not used to spending that much time with people.

Karl Pilkington

Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.

Peter O'Toole

George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night.

Peter Cameron

You're so young... Are you sure that's what you want your life to be, forever and ever? That job? That career? That girlfriend?

Maggie Stiefvater

I slowly climbed back to my feet, walked back into the emergency department through the silently swishing glass doors, and, covered in my girlfriend's blood, lied perfectly for the first time in my life. "I tried to stop her.

Mackenzie Astin

I still have not given up the idea of becoming a journalist, but at 17 I decided to follow my heart and stay in Los Angeles with my girlfriend as opposed to going to Johns Hopkins.

Greg Behrendt

First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend

John McAfee

More than one of my girlfriends tried to kill me a few times.

John Lloyd Young

I think you couldn't do this role or you couldn't be Frankie Valli himself unless you had a natural falsetto. And I had sort of discovered it by accident as a child or a young adult when you realize you have a special skill that you don't really have any use for you, and you just take it out at parties or to amuse your friends or to annoy your girlfriends.

John Legend

I'm honestly not a great gift giver. I could give better - my girlfriends have always complained about that.

Jodie Foster

I was never the ingenue or the pretty girlfriend of Tom Cruise in a movie. I didn't have that career, so I don't have to compete on that level.

Justin Timberlake

I have 20,000 girlfriends, all around the world.

Josh Hartnett

When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday.

Layne Staley

My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest.

Lapo Elkann

London is like a girlfriend I loved, then really fell out with.

Justin Bieber

Haters call me 'gay,' but their girlfriends want me more than them.