Famous Quotes & Sayings

Johnny Vegas

I was loved as a kid; I was raised with more love and emotional support than most folks could wish for my memories aged nought to ten are all bound up together in a mesh of innocence and fun.

Johnny Vegas

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.

Johnny Weir

I still have so much passion to perform... That's who Johnny Weir is: I'm a figure skater, I'm an athlete. I want to have fun and enjoy it.

Johnny Damon

The most important thing is to have fun.

Johnny Carson

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself."

Johnny Carson

The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.

Johnny Carson

Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a nudist colony.

Johnny Carson

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

Johnny Carson

A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.

Johnny Carson

The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.

Johnny Carson

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

Johnny Carson

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.

Johnny Carson

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

Johnny Carson

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

Johnny Carson

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

Johnny Carson

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Johnny Carson

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

Johnny Carson

Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.

Lynn Shelton

There's so much great TV and I always thought it would be such a fun little sideway to make money and then not have to worry about my films making a lot of money.

Luis Bunuel

Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese

Lowell Thomas

The secret of my vigor and activity is that I have managed to have a lot of fun.

Louis Oosthuizen

I just enjoy playing in wind, grew up in it, and it makes the golf a bit more fun.

Louis Menand

I think in general there's no point in going into a field like English literature if you're not going to have fun with it.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

I think you need humour and a sense of fun, which is what I try to bring to my books to leaven the danger and action. The ones that really transcend the genre always have a great laugh in them, such as 'Fright Night,' 'Lost Boys,' 'American Werewolf in London' - just to name a few.

Rafael Nadal

I play because I have fun, if I don't have fun on the court, there is something wrong. I am just a 19 year old boy that likes to do what he likes, nothing else.

Sheryl Crow

People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player.

Sherry Argov

For a woman the objective is often a committed relationship also known as the destination. For a men roadtrip on the way to the destination is often the more fun.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

No, Simi. No food. (Acheron) No, Simi. No food. The Simi don’t like this, akri. Katoteros is boring. There’s nothing fun there. Only old dead people who want to come back here. Bleh! (Simi) Simi...(Acheron) I hear and obey, akri. The Simi just never said she would do so quietly. (Simi)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Fine, you fun-vampire. I’ll take my scroll over here and play by myself. (Kat) Fun-vampire? What is that? (Sin) That would be you sucking all the fun out of life. (Kat) You have the most interesting terms for things. (Sin) Yes, but notice mine are creative, unlike the so stellarly named Rod of Time. (Kat)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Maybe I’m just tired. (Geary) People only say that when they’re not really willing to deal with the issue at hand. It’s like when you ask a guy what he’s thinking and he says ‘nothing’ but in reality you know he’s checking out another woman and he doesn’t want you to give him grief over it. It’s Thia’s theory. (Tory) I think you need to stay away from her before she corrupts you. (Geary) Nah, it’s too much fun. She has the most misguided views on everything. But I think what I just said is one of the few lucid thoughts she’s ever managed. (Tory)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Oh no, that’s for you. Presents make people happy. The Simi wants you to be happy. (Simi) Thank you, Simi. (Gallagher) No need to thank me. See, that’s what families do. They take care of each other. (Simi) I no longer have a family. I had to give them up. (Gallagher) Of course you have a family. Everyone has family. I’m your family. Akri your family. Even that smelly old goddess is your family. She’s that creepy old aunt who comes around but nobody likes her so they make fun of her when she’s gone. (Simi)

Terry Pratchett

The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.