Famous Quotes & Sayings

Emo Philips

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I'm going to mop the floor with your face.' I said, 'You'll be sorry.' He said, 'Oh, yeah? Why?' I said, 'Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.'

Emo Philips

Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?

Emo Philips

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.

Emo Philips

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'

Emo Philips

When I was a kid my dad would say, "Emo, do you believe in the Lord?" I'd say, "Yes!" He'd say, "Then stand up and shout Hallelujah!" So I would ... and I'd fall out of the roller coaster.

Emo Philips

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.

Emo Philips

In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some.

Emo Philips

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

The first week will tell us a lot. It's going to be a fun year.

Emmanuelle Chriqui

I love doing voice-over. It's so fun.

James Frecheville

I wear a lot of things for fun. Sometimes Ill wear one item that is deliberately stupid because that will make the outfit cool.

James Franco

Villains can often be one note and I would say in that case, it's not fun to play the villain. It's fun to play the villain if he a) has dimension and b) the villain gets to do all the things in the movie that in life he would get punished for. In the movie, you're applauded for them if you do them with panache. And so that's why it's more fun to play the villain.

James Franco

...it can be so boring being you sometimes, and if you were the most special thing like that, it could be really great, but maybe some people say the same thing about you, and you want to tell those people: 'No, you're stupid, it's no fun being me.

James Franco

I'm an actor, I do movies, and I need to find somebody who enjoys that kind of stuff. It's not like, "Oh, I have my work time, and we go on a date, and it better be darn fun and exciting!" I think it should all coalesce a bit more.

James Cotton

I just want everybody to have a good time, because I'm goin' out to have a good time. I'm going to go have some fun.

James Cook

Getting is more fun than having.

James Balog

I personally spend the majority of my time by far on outreach and education and fundraising and administration.

Jake Kasdan

Comedians want to be rock legends for a day - that sounds fun to them.

Jake Gyllenhaal

Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered.

Jacques-Henri Lartigue

It's marvelous, marvelous! Nothing will ever be as much fun. I'm going to photograph everything, everything!

Jacob Latimore

I always looked up to great actors and great films. A lot of my family would be like, 'Come on, you should get into these plays that are going on.' I'm like, 'Nah, nah, music's my thing.' I just fell into it. I moved to Atlanta, got with an agency out there, started doing little voiceover commercials, and it started getting kind of fun.

Jacob Artist

Honestly, I'm one of the ones who is least like my character, just because I like to make people laugh and have a good time-and be kind of fun and silly. Jake is very composed, has his guard up, and is a bit damaged. [But] Cory Monteith is pretty much like Finn. I think they both kind of have that goofy sense of humor. Cory is so hilarious in his everyday life, just like Finn is.

Henry Rollins

Punk-rock gave music back to people. For a long time, when I was very young, I went to go see arena rock bands. I was 16 and it was all I could get in to see, legally. And I saw Led Zeppelin and Ted Nugent and Van Halen and all that. Me and [Minor Threat and Fugazi vocalist] Ian MacKaye would go to these concerts, and it was fun.

Henrik Zetterberg

When you win, shoot-outs are a lot of fun. They're not as fun when you lose.

Henry Beard

Bulb: potential flower buried in Autumn, never to be seen again.

Henry A. Kissinger

Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.

Helen Hayes

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

Helen Hayes

If you rest, you rust.

Helen Gurley Brown

Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.

Helen Gurley Brown

good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere

Nature, time and patience are three great physicians.

Hedi Slimane

I thought I should work more on the idea that you wear a suit or a jacket because of the fun it can provide, because it's a game, because it might even have a sexual quality.

Hedy Lamarr

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.