Famous Quotes & Sayings

Groucho Marx

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

Groucho Marx

This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed.

Groucho Marx

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Groucho Marx

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

Groucho Marx

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

Groucho Marx

If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.

Groucho Marx

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

Groucho Marx

Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!

Groucho Marx

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Groucho Marx

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Groucho Marx

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

Groucho Marx

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Groucho Marx

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

Groucho Marx

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!

Groucho Marx

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.

Groucho Marx

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.

Groucho Marx

I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.

Groucho Marx

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

Groucho Marx

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

Groucho Marx

I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.

Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Graham Elliot

I don't get to watch a lot of TV. I just do all my news and reading and "Meet the Press," all that fun, exciting stuff.

Graham Elliot

I really see food as subjective. It's a creative outlet. It's something that you do for fun. It's a gray area. It's not black and white or right and wrong.

Graham Elliot

I think with the kids I get to be a little more fun and goofy, which is kinda how I am all the time.

Graham Greene

Fun... human nature... does no one any harm... Regular as clockwork the old excuses came back into the alert, sad and dissatisfied brain--nothing ever matched the deep excitement of the regular desire. Men always failed you when it came to the act. She might just as well have been to the pictures.

Goran Ivanisevic

Its fun to be there with the guys, to practice with them, arrange the balls, do this, do that, but when you play you can get some of this nervousness out of your system.

Golda Meir

Whether women are better than men I cannot say - but I can say they are certainly no worse.

Golda Meir

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.

Golda Meir

Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil!

Harpo Marx

Many years ago a very wise man named Bernard Baruch took me aside and put his arm around my shoulder. "Harpo my boy," he said, "I'm going to give you three pieces of advice, three things you should always remember." My heart jumped and I glowed with expectation. I was going to hear the magic password to a rich, full life from the master himself. "Yes sir?" I said. And he told me the three things. I regret that I've forgotten what they were.

Harriet Martineau

Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare.

Harper Lee

Ladies pick funny things to be proud of.

Halle Berry

When I think, where did I laugh the most, where did I eat the most, where did I just feel good all the time, I would say making the Bond movie 'Die Another Day.' To be part of such an iconic franchise and to travel to exotic places - that was the most fun I ever had.