Quotes about foot
football mean moon
When the hell is Warren Moon going to retire? I mean, this guy is older than the cuneiform in Nebuchadnezzar's tomb. Dennis Miller
football sleep hair
Check out the helmet hair on Randy Moss, babe! He looks like some freakish anti-Mr. T after a long evening sleeping through 'Aida.'
football uncles kids
That kid's got an arm like Uncle Fester at an exhibition of Pre-Colombian... um, Christ, I lost it. I was going for something thick. So what's with the beard, Grizzly Fouts?
football 4th-of-july fire
Nervous? He's tighter than Pat Buchanan's sphincter muscle at a 4th of July soiree on Fire Island.
football player hell
Concussion? How the hell can they tell? They're *football* players, for chrissakes!
football hey cunninghams
Hey, Cunningham - Andy Warhol called. You're at 14:55 and we're tickin' big-time here, Chachi.
football alaska snow
Of *course* he needs to renegotiate his salary - the guy buys more snow than Seward did when he bought Alaska from the Russians.
football wide receiver
That receiver was as wide open as Annabel Chong.
football games battle
I haven't seen anyone rely on the ground game this much since the battle of Verdun.
football boys may
The quarterback's spending so much time behind the center that he may jeopardize his right to lead a Boy Scout troop.
football conferences coverage
I've seen better coverage at an Alan Keyes press conference.
football thinking lockers
Somebody call Janet Reno - I think I just saw Donato dragging Doug Flutie into a locker room closet!
football cowboy games
The Cowboy's defense has more holes in it than Ronny Milsapp and Jose Feliciano after a game of lawn darts.
football goal fields
That field goal attempt was so far to the left it nearly decapitated Lyndon LaRouche.
football night knees
The punt returner got smacked like Nancy Kerrigan's knee on souvenir pipe night.
football coverage
That secondary provides worse coverage than a Guatemalan HMO.
football stories ouch
Ouch! And Marino goes down quicker than his Boonesfarm-infused sister in the back of my '68 Cutlass on our first date after watching 'Love Story' at the drive-in.
football hands faces
Warner had more hands in his face than an OB-GYN delivering Vishnu's triplets!
football facts berries
That punt was higher than Marion Berry on a fact-finding tour of Cartagena.
football alphabet tyson
I haven't seen someone so overmatched since Mike Tyson tried to recite the alphabet.
football dog dad
With Browns' ticket prices what they are, you just know that all those dads who brought the entire family to sit in the 'dog pound' are secretly calculating how much blood they're going to have to sell next week to put groceries on the table.
football long house
He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O'Donnell's house.
football atmosphere fans
I just wanted to get back to playing attacking football after my time in Italy. It was a little difficult at first but the atmosphere and the fans were just fantastic. Dennis Bergkamp
football years people
A lot of people say you always come back to what you are good at. Football has been 25 years of my life, so maybe I'll come back to it in some sort of way.
football successful want
I don't want to lose myself in football and that's what a coach has to do to be successful.
football sex player
In Holland and Spain and France, where so many of us come from, people aren't interested in the sex lives of their players. We don't hear these stories - even in Italy where the media is right on top of football.
football careers littles
Playing football was like being trapped in a rhythm, and my whole career was like that. You have very little time to switch off.
football balls littles
I love playing football, being out on the pitch with a ball, and I will be a little sad when that ends.
football past thinking
If you look at the whole package, with everything Henry has, I don't think you can find that anywhere else. You give him the ball in the right place and his acceleration will take him past any defender in the world.
football hurt team
Arsene Wenger's idea is not only to play good football. It's to play good football to win. In my day, we knew that with our style we could hurt teams and win trophies too. But we did it our way, with the positional game, passing, movement.
football player support
When you start supporting a football club, you don't support it because of the trophies, or a player, or history, you support it because you found yourself somewhere there; found a place where you belong.
football games football-game
This ain't a football game, we do this every day. Earl Weaver
football stars looks
My friend and I sang an a cappella rendition of Extreme's 'More Than Words' at one of our football pep rallies in a desperate attempt to look cool. For a while, I wore pink Converse All Stars because I thought it made me seem daring and irreverent. Ed Helms