Quotes about eggs
eggs criticism taste
You don't have to lay an egg to know if it tastes good. Fran Lebowitz
eggs coward weapons
Advertising is a conscienceless industry, populated by cowards and idiots, that warps and drains everyone. It eggs on the worst in all of us. If I could eliminate either advertising or nuclear weapons, I would choose advertising. George Meyer
eggs luck would-be
Things don't happen because they're bad or good, else all eggs would be addled or none at all, and at the most it is but six to the dozen. There's good chances and bad chances, and nobody's luck is pulled only by one string. George Eliot
eggs silence may
Speech may be barren; but it is ridiculous to suppose that silence is always brooding on a nestful of eggs.
eggs silence doe
Speech is often barren; but silence also does not necessarily brood over a full nest. Your still fowl, blinking at you without remark, may all the while be sitting on one addled egg; and when it takes to cackling will have nothing to announce but that addled delusion.
eggs breakfast easy
I have to have breakfast and breakfast has to be eggs, whether in omelet form, hard-boiled, or over-easy, Chrissy Teigen
eggs wounds
Death laid its eggs in the wound Federico Garcia Lorca
eggs yogurt bread
Biathletes need to eat 6.000 calories a day: six thousand! That's the equivalent of 2 pounds of butter, 70 slices of bread, 112 eggs, 86 tabs of yogurts, 28 potatoes, 117 biscuits and 21 TWIX bars. On that basis, I could be an Olympic biathlete! Jeremy Clarkson
eggs stupidity ham
If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham. Groucho Marx
eggs broken milk
We can't behave like crocodiles and cry over spilled milk and broken eggs. Giovanni Trapattoni
eggs years able
If the Tories get in, in five years no one will be able to afford to buy an egg. Harold Wilson
eggs stalking curious
When stalking one’s prey, it is best to take one’s time. Say nothing, and as sure as eggs he will become curious and emerge. Harper Lee
eggs should easier
Nature has got it all wrong: When you are younger, it should be harder to get pregnant, and as you get older it should be easier. When you are so ready, you can't do it to save your life. And when you are 21, you are so not ready, but you are ripe as could be. The eggs should become more developed the older you get, not die slowly from the day you're born. That's one thing God got wrong. Halle Berry
eggs fists joints
Onstage I've been hit by a grapefruit, beercans, eggs, spit, money, cigarette butts, Mandies, Quaaludes, joints, bras, panties, and a fist. Iggy Pop
eggs hopeless certain
All other areas of my life, I'm hopeless. I can't even be certain how to boil an egg. Ian Mckellen
eggs next people putting
For next year, we need people in Florida, ... We're putting all our eggs in the recruitment effort.
eggs judging judgement
Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes George Bernard Shaw
eggs food fried
Breakfast. Eggs over easy, bacon, fried potatoes, no grits. Frankie Bones
eggs fortunate found
It was very fortunate that we found it because two of the eggs were broken.
eggs enjoying felt football last lesson lord taken teaching year
I keep stressing that last year put everything in perspective. I felt like football was my whole life. When it was taken away from me, I felt the Lord was teaching me a lesson to not put all my eggs in one basket. ... That's why I am enjoying playing. Steve Smith
eggs financial planner
It's something any responsible financial planner would suggest, ... Don't put all of your eggs in one basket. Jon Corzine
eggs needs conversation
Is there anything else you need from me?" Ranger asked. "Not right now." "There will come a time," Ranger said. "Let me know when." And he disconnected. I opened the freezer and stuck my head in to cool off. If there'd been any more innuendo in that conversation, I could have fried an egg on my forehead. Janet Evanovich
eggs flying connections
There is no logical connection between flying and laying eggs. Gilbert K. Chesterton
eggs giving demand
Frying gives cooks numerous ways of concealing what appeared the day before and in a pinch facilitates sudden demands, for it takes little more time to fry a four-pound carp than to boil an egg. Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
eggs lazy way
One of the main reasons I'm vegan is because I'm ethically lazy. My friends who eat meat or who eat eggs have to sometimes wrestle with the ethical consequences of their actions. By being vegan, I take the easy way out. Moby
eggs golden occult
Capital brings forth living offspring, or at the least, lays the golden eggs. Karl Marx
eggs giving your-best-friend
The egg can be your best friend if you just give it the right break Julia Child
eggs tea yorkshire
I was in Yorkshire. We were a family of five and I used to be sent sometimes to get the rations for the week and was easily able to carry them back. It was like one egg and a tiny bit of tea. Judi Dench
eggs golden rich
Soaking the rich would not only be profoundly immoral, it would drastically penalize the very virtues: thrift, business foresight, and investment, that have brought about our remarkable standard of living. It would truly be killing the goose that lays the golden eggs. Murray Rothbard
eggs people nurse
The serious people who took him seriously never felt quite sure of his deportment; they were somehow aware that trusting their reputations for judgment with him was like furnishing a nursery with egg-shell china. H. G. Wells
eggs light church
[A novel by Henry James] is like a church lit but without a congregation to distract you, with every light and line focused on the high altar. And on the altar, very reverently place, intensely there, is a dead kitten, an egg-shell, a bit of string.
eggs hard
It is very hard to shave an egge. [It is very hard to shave an egg.] George Herbert
eggs kale together
My keep-match meals: I'm good to go together with kale salad. Actually, Justin [Theroux] makes an ideal one with a poached egg and quinoa. It's actually scrumptious. Jennifer Aniston