Quotes about drinking
drinking beer funny-sarcastic
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them. Winston Churchill
drinking wine knowing
Meeting Franklin Roosevelt was like opening your first bottle of champagne; knowing him was like drinking it.
drinking scotch-whisky water
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
drinking smoking alcohol
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.
drinking prohibition liquor
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all. Will Rogers
drinking coffee simple
We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. You can die from drinking too much of anything - coffee, water, milk, soft drinks and all such stuff as that. And so as long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing. I will make mine whisky. W. C. Fields
drinking cost-of-living alcohol
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
drinking alcohol done
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
drinking blood doctors
I once donated a pint of my finest red corpuscles to the great American Red Cross and the doctor opined my blood was very helpful; contained so much alcohol they could use it to sterilize their instruments.
drinking beer stronger
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.
drinking hands whisky
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
drinking water fishes
I never drink water... fish f**k in it.
drinking moving nerves
I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.
drinking exercise hours
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.
drinking house alcohol
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.
drinking juice pineapples
Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
drinking water lost
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
drinking boys two
The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache.
drinking fifth
Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.
drinking sleep funny-alcohol
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
drinking
It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either.
drinking wine excellence
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason
drinking together bars
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
drinking hollywood ends
I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.
drinking thinking fields
Fields' reply: He'd think I was a sissy.
drinking beer reality
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
drinking hands drink
I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either.
drinking wine break-even
Never give a sucker an even break.
drinking food beer
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
drinking living-my-life saloons
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
drinking lunch comedy
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
drinking years alcohol
Frankly, alcohol leads to a lot of other things when you start drinking at 12-years old. It is a big problem that needs to be addressed. Frankly, the industry has pushed us back and pushed us back. Zach Wamp
drinking night awards
The Spirit Awards are great too, they'll say anything because they're not televised. Another great drinking night. William H. Macy