Famous Quotes & Sayings

Ed McMahon

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

Domhnall Gleeson

I'm that person in the bar who's like 'Can they turn the music down ? I would like to chat.' I don't like clothes. I'm terrible at all that stuff. I like sitting around and drinking a pint and gossiping or whatever.

Dave Rowntree

I don't think anyone who has ever counted drinking amongst their hobbies has never kissed a man.

Dave Mustaine

Let's put it this way: I did not get in trouble every time I drank, but every time I got in trouble, I'd been drinking

David Niven

But Champagne is not drinking.

William Shakespeare

Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.

She looked like someone on a poster for not drinking and driving. She had a white wrap around her head, and there were tubes and lines everywhere.

Augusten Burroughs

I sit there and think how it isn't fair that I can't drink at all, even a little. I realize I have crammed an entire lifetime of moderate drinking into a decade of hard-core drinking and that is why. I blew my wad.

Augusten Burroughs

In some ways, blogging is like drinking - it gives a person permission to be a total asshole.

Augusten Burroughs

And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.

Dennis Franz

My doctor asked me if I smoked, and I said only when I'm working, golfing, or drinking. Then I realized the only time I don't smoke is when I'm home. I didn't even realize I'd become a smoker.

Edgar Allan Poe

Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

Edgar Allan Poe

Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

Edward Abbey

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

Aristotle

For both excessive and insufficient exercise destroy one's strength, and both eating and drinking too much or too little destroy health, whereas the right quantity produces, increases and preserves it. So it is the same with temperance, courage and the other virtues. This much then, is clear: in all our conduct it is the mean that is to be commended.

Ben Jonson

Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death.

Ben Jonson

Nor shall our cups make any guilty men; But at our parting, we will be, as when We innocently met.

Ben Jonson

Let those that merely talk and never think, That live in the wild anarchy of drink

Marianne Williamson

Unforgiveness is like drinking poison yourself and waiting for the other person to die.

We have learned that when St. Patrick's Day is on a (weekend), people start drinking early.

Banksy

Gaza is often described as 'the world's largest open air prison' because no one is allowed to enter or leave. But that seems a bit unfair to prisons - they don’t have their electricity and drinking water cut off randomly almost everyday.

Samuel Butler

If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.

Aldous Huxley

Eating, drinking, dying - three primary manifestations of the universal and impersonal life. Animals live that impersonal and universal life without knowing its nature. Ordinary people know its nature but don't live it and, if they think seriously about it, refuse to accept it. An enlightened person knows it, lives it, and accepts it completely. He eats, he drinks, and in due course he dies - but he eats with a difference, drinks with a difference, dies with a difference.

Aldous Huxley

Drinking can not be sacramentalised except in religions which set no store on decorum. The worship of Dionysos or the Celtic god of beer was a loud and disorderly affair.

Albert Einstein

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Adlai E. Stevenson

Protocol, alcohol, and Geritol

Adam Sandler

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

Adam Brody

I started drinking Scotch just to be a man.

To be always intending to live a new life, but never find time to set about it - this is as if a man should put off eating and drinking from one day to another till he be starved and destroyed.

Tom Araya

I think musicians have always been drinking and sharing a good wine. It is, I hate to say this, another form of vice.

Abel Ferrara

There's a difference between the world ending tomorrow and just drinking and drugging yourself to death.

A. J. P. Taylor

One of the penalties of being president of the United States is that you must subsist for four years without drinking anything except Californian wine.

A. Whitney Brown

Once again decent citizens will be able to enter this house of worship, kneel down in front of a nearly-naked man hanging from a wooden apparatus by a series of gruesome body piercings, and engage in their bizarre practices of ritualized blood-drinking and cannibalism without being assaulted by graphic images of attractive young women with bare breasts.