Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bruno Schulz

One Sunday, a Sunday probably much like today, two Gestapo officers went out drinking together and they got drunk... They had an argument.

Of all the vices drinking is the most incompatible with greatness

Only about 15 to 20 percent are of legal drinking age.

My heart is still pounding. I need a drink of water.

Ed McMahon

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

Domhnall Gleeson

I'm that person in the bar who's like 'Can they turn the music down ? I would like to chat.' I don't like clothes. I'm terrible at all that stuff. I like sitting around and drinking a pint and gossiping or whatever.

Dave Rowntree

I don't think anyone who has ever counted drinking amongst their hobbies has never kissed a man.

Dave Mustaine

Let's put it this way: I did not get in trouble every time I drank, but every time I got in trouble, I'd been drinking

David Niven

But Champagne is not drinking.

William Shakespeare

Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.

David Gest

She just - when she wants a drink she goes and gets a drink.

She looked like someone on a poster for not drinking and driving. She had a white wrap around her head, and there were tubes and lines everywhere.

Augusten Burroughs

I sit there and think how it isn't fair that I can't drink at all, even a little. I realize I have crammed an entire lifetime of moderate drinking into a decade of hard-core drinking and that is why. I blew my wad.

Augusten Burroughs

Applause is a constant thing in AA. It's how we buy drinks for each other.

Augusten Burroughs

In some ways, blogging is like drinking - it gives a person permission to be a total asshole.

Augusten Burroughs

And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.

Let's drink to California, way out by the sea, Where a woman's ass, and a whiskey glass, Made a horse's ass of me

Soft drinks are a big part of it but they are just part of it.

Billy Idol

So let's sink another drink 'Cause it'll give me time to think.

Dennis Franz

My doctor asked me if I smoked, and I said only when I'm working, golfing, or drinking. Then I realized the only time I don't smoke is when I'm home. I didn't even realize I'd become a smoker.

Edgar Allan Poe

Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

Edgar Allan Poe

Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

Edward Abbey

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

Aristotle

For both excessive and insufficient exercise destroy one's strength, and both eating and drinking too much or too little destroy health, whereas the right quantity produces, increases and preserves it. So it is the same with temperance, courage and the other virtues. This much then, is clear: in all our conduct it is the mean that is to be commended.

Ben Jonson

Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death.

Ben Jonson

Nor shall our cups make any guilty men; But at our parting, we will be, as when We innocently met.

Ben Jonson

Let those that merely talk and never think, That live in the wild anarchy of drink

Whitey Ford

Hell, if I didn't drink drink or smoke, I'd win twenty games every year. It's easy when you don't drink or smoke or horse around.

Nancy Astor

One reason why I don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time.

Marianne Williamson

Unforgiveness is like drinking poison yourself and waiting for the other person to die.

We have learned that when St. Patrick's Day is on a (weekend), people start drinking early.

Lloyd Blankfein

I remember, my first job when I got my working papers at 13 was as a vendor at Yankee Stadium - the old Yankee Stadium, with very steep stairs in the upper decks. It was all commission-based. And I think a soft drink was 25 cents, and I think you got a 10 percent or 11 percent commission.

Banksy

Gaza is often described as 'the world's largest open air prison' because no one is allowed to enter or leave. But that seems a bit unfair to prisons - they don’t have their electricity and drinking water cut off randomly almost everyday.