Famous Quotes & Sayings

Groucho Marx

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.

Groucho Marx

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.

Graham Coxon

I think a lot of cynicism has dropped away from my shoulders since I stopped drinking.

Gisele Bundchen

It was my first scene. My first day. We could have started with me drinking a beer, something a little less than having Barbies touching each other. But they started with that.

Harriet Beecher Stowe

These Germans seem an odd race, a mixture of clay and spirit - what with their beer-drinking and smoking, and their slow, stolid ways, you would think them perfectly earth; but ethereal fire is all the while working in them, and bursing out in most unexpected jets of poetry and sentiment, like blossoms on a cactus.

Gregory Hines

Once I got to be about twenty-five, I got interested in the music of the time. I started smokin' dope, I started drinking, I started slowing down and trying to find myself. I didn't want to work in nightclubs.

Iggy Pop

What did Christ really do? He hung out with hard-drinking fishermen.

Horace

Now is the time for drinking; now the time to beat the earth with unfettered foot.

Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.

Friedrich Nietzsche

The one conclusive argument that has at all times discouraged people from drinking a poison is not that it kills but rather that it tastes bad.

George Best

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.

George Best

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

George Burns

Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.

George Bernard Shaw

I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.

George Bernard Shaw

All professions are conspiracies against the laity.

Galileo Galilei

Wine is sunlight, held together by water.

Eric Bristow

You can't drink too many otherwise you can't see what you're throwing at.

Gary Shteyngart

Vodka is a wonderful drink. You can drink so much of it without being as hung over as you would if you were drinking one of the brown liquors - the whiskeys and such. It's a great drink to go with appetizers.

Gary Shteyngart

I was really not a good student, and I felt that shame every day. That's one of the reasons I started smoking pot and drinking daily.

Gabriel Iglesias

Drinking can bring out a dude that has some issues.

Gabriel Iglesias

If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone.

George Jean Nathan

I drink to make other people interesting.

Christine Baranski

I adore clothes, I adore drinking. I just don't have the time or the inclination to totally indulge in it.

Christina Rossetti

All earth's full rivers can not fillThe sea that drinking thirsteth still.

Chrissy Teigen

I'm very open about the fact that I'm a big fan of day drinking. I also love cooking. I cook all day, and I have to have something in my hand while I'm doing that.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

It's a great advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people. You can hold your tongue, and, moreover, you can time any little irregularity of your own so that everybody else is so blind that they don't see or care.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

Have a drink Tom and then you won't feel so foolish to yourself.

George Thorogood

If you don't start drinking, I'm gonna leave.

George Carlin

The ending of my experience with cocaine came in a periodic way. I would get high less frequently, I would use smaller amounts, and I would do coke for less periods of time. And that process just kept increasing and increasing until I wasn't using it at all. I didn't go on a program anywhere. I didn't join an organization or detox anywhere. I just slowly tapered off until it was gone. That was also true of my heavy pot use. I just tapered off until there was almost no use at all. And the same thing was true of drinking tons of beer.

Eugene O'Neill

Drunken with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you will. But be drunken.

Euripides

The man that isn't jolly after drinking is just a drivelling idiot, to my thinking.

Francis Ford Coppola

Drinking wine is just a part of life, like eating food.

Dan Castellaneta

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!