Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bill Gates

I watched the piles of feces go up the conveyor belt... They made their way through the machine... A few minutes later I took a long taste of the end result: a glass of delicious drinking water.

Bette Midler

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

Benny Hill

Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.

Chelsea Handler

Nothing is more American than stuffing your face with loaded potato skins while drinking loaded mudslides.

Chelsea Handler

I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like drinking non alcoholic vodka.

Carl Jung

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.

Calvin Trillin

Marriage is part of a sort of 50′s revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition.

Petra Nemcova

I can dance for, like, four or five hours nonstop without even drinking water. It's a beautiful, beautiful thing.

Ricki-Lee Coulter

I'm not the girl that sits at home on a Saturday night plaiting her girlfriend's hair, drinking tea and watching romantic comedies.

We had to tell (the security guards) 'look, we want to have soft drink in your hotel, please do let us inside.

Mario Andretti

I see all these old people who don't have anything to do but eat, drink and sleep. I will never say 'retired' because that's such a finality that I don't want to be part of my life. I'll work until they throw me in a box.

We do more than just sit around on Sundays and watch football and drink beer.

Yesterday, we only had about three or four people signed up, but I think once people start drinking some beer, we'll have a real contest,

We're also going to really be pushing them to drink a lot of water. We usually let them take what they want, but this time we're going to watch them drink and make sure they're getting enough fluids.

Wen Jiabao

We must never let people drink polluted water.

Merry met, and merry part, I drink to thee with all my heart

You don't feel as fat when you drink mixed drinks.

George Bernard Shaw

You'll get more out of me and a machine than you will out of twenty laborers, and not so much to drink either

You just take the water for granted and you use it as you normally would. But then you go somewhere else, and you start drinking their water. You can taste the difference.

Jonathan Tucker

You can be drinking the wine today, but picking the grapes tomorrow.

Joe Queenan

That's the thing that always gets me. We have to have football, because you reach young guys who drink beer.

William Shakespeare

I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking.

Casey Stengel

We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.

When it comes to calories, think before you drink anything.

John Pierce

We are still trying to find people who might have been drinking with him (Mr Arregin) or can tell us what he was doing earlier that night, or afterwards,

Jo Brand

By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well, just not reading it to be perfectly honest with you. I know it's a bit of a copout.

Shawn Amos

The late, great Janis Joplin could drink ten men under the table, then sing loud enough to shake the teeth out of their head.

James Thurber

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

Joe Perry

I didn't think I could go onstage and play unless I had a beer to loosen up. Well, if it was only one beer to loosen up, I'd probably still be drinking today.

John Belushi

My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily.

Garrison Keillor

A person cannot coast along in old destructive habits year after year and accept whatever comes along. A person must stand up on her own two legs and walk. Get off the bus and go get on another. Climb out of the ditch and cross the road. Find the road that s where you want to go. ... The only sermon that counts is the one that is formed by our actions. She would quit drinking and thereby show Kyle life is what you make it. A person can grab hold of her life and change things for the better. This happens all the time. We are not chips of wood drifting down the stream of time. We have oars.

Frank Dobson

The Government's enthusiasm for 24 hour drinking puzzles me... We want people to be responsible, yet we urge them to drink.

George Clooney

I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had to do in this film.