Quotes about dog
dog jealous years
When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me. Rodney Dangerfield
dog doors want
With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.
dog ugly firsts
She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.
dog wife worst
My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.
dog suicidal looks
What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
dog pet arms
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
dog play parent
I was so ugly my parents had to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me.
dog taken agency
It used to be fashionable for authors to have their pictures taken with dogs, but the dogs always looked like models hired from an advertising agency, and probably were. Robertson Davies
dog reason rating
The dog has behaved himself quite well all day, and the show is doing fantastically well in the ratings... I have no reason to be sad! Robert Stack
dog war fall
I think everybody must be aware that this society is a whole lot shakier now than it was before the war. I was trying to examine, in 'Dog Soldiers,' the process of that blow falling on America Robert Stone
dog morning light
I start early in the morning. I'm usually out in the woods with the dog as soon as it gets light; then I drink a whole lot of tea and start as early as I can, and I go as long as I can.
dog moving world
There is another world for all that live and move-a better one! Robert Southey
dog cheating girlfriend
I remember when I was a teenager thinking my girlfriend was cheating on me, and going around riling myself up. Pretending to cry. It was totally illegitimate-I actually didn't feel anything. I went to some pub and then went crying all the way home. And I got into my dog's bed. I was crying and holding on to the dog. I woke up in the morning, and the dog was looking at me like, 'You're a fake.' Robert Pattinson
dog guarantees scene
You can put a dog in a scene and everyone's going to be better, I guarantee it. And if they're not better, just shoot the dog.
dog emotional connections
The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it's ridiculous.
dog crazy mean
I have no reason to influence people. I just want to have it all for myself. I just want someone to pat me on the back. (laugh) It's crazy. It seems just completely ridiculous. I don't know why. I mean, three years ago, I wouldn't be able to influence my dog to walk.
dog men world
Dogs live with man as courtiers 'round a monarch, steeped in the flattery of his notice ... to push their favor in this world of pickings and caresses is, perhaps, the business of their lives. Robert Louis Stevenson
dog cat eye
It is just this rage for consideration that has betrayed the dog into his satellite position as the friend of man. The cat, an animal of franker appetites, preserves his independence. But the dog, with one eye ever on the audience, has been wheedled into slavery, and praised and patted into the renunciation of his nature. Once he ceased hunting and became man's plate-licker, the Rubicon was crossed. Thenceforth he was a gentleman of leisure; and except the few whom we keep working, the whole race grew more and more self-conscious, mannered and affected.
dog animal thinking
You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.
dog care might
With great care we might have a dog's chance, but no more. Robert Falcon Scott
dog training demand
The dog is almost human in its demand for living interest, yet fatally less than human in its inability to foresee.
dog reality fierce
Hunger and fear are the only realities in dog life: an empty stomach makes a fierce dog.
dog faces driving
Certainly dog driving is the most terrible work one has to face in this sort of business.
dog training moments
The dog lives for the day, the hour, even the moment.
dog men race
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood. Robert E. Howard
dog kings lying
What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing; Rush in and die, dogs—I was a man before I was a king.
dog men trying
Man tries to swallow meaning whole as a dog would eat his dinner. Walt Kelly
dog real looks
Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog. Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.
dog foam rich
Love grows from the rich foam of forgiveness, mongrels make good dogs, and the evidence of God exists in the roundness of things. Wally Lamb
dog couple giving
Being a celebrity doesn't even seem to keep the fleas off our dogs — and if being a celebrity won't give me an advantage over a couple of fleas, then I guess there can't be much in being a celebrity after all. Walt Disney
dog business seven-years
They say a year in the Internet business is like a dog year.. equivalent to seven years in a regular person's life. In other words, it's evolving fast and faster. Vinton Cerf
dog elegance
The Saluki is a marvel of elegance. Vita Sackville-West
dog snakes mouths
This face is a dog's snout sniffing for garbage, snakes nest in that mouth, I hear the sibilant threat. Walt Whitman