Quotes about dog
dogs humans problems
We have never really had any problems that I know of. Occasionally there are little scuffles -- between dogs or humans -- but nothing serious.
dog pugs
I have one pug and one Czechoslovakian dog called Prazsky krysarik. Agnetha Faltskog
dog cat men
A man who owns a dog is, in every sense of the words, its master; the term expresses accurately their mutual relations. But it is ridiculous when applied to the limited possession of a cat. Agnes Repplier
dog distance cat
whereas the dog strives to lessen the distance between himself and man, seeks ever to be intelligent and intelligible, and translates into looks and actions the words he cannot speak, the cat dwells within the circle of her own secret thoughts.
dog heart cat
The dog is guided by kindly instinct to the man or woman whose heart is open to his advances. The cat often leaves the friend who courts her, to honor, or to harass, the unfortunate mortal who shudders at her unwelcome caresses.
dog common-sense puppy
A puppy is but a dog, plus high spirits, and minus common sense.
dog real suffering
A real dog, beloved and therefore pampered by his mistress, is a lamentable spectacle. He suffers from fatty degeneration of his moral being.
dog vanity canine
Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
dog heart animal
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
dog cat ducks
Meow says the cat ,quack says the duck , Bow wow wow says the dog ! Grrrr! Charles Dickens
dog gentleman sake
For God's sake (I never was more serious) don't make me ridiculous any more by terming me gentle-hearted in print... substitute drunken dog, ragged head, seld-shaven, odd-eyed, stuttering, or any other epithet which truly and properly belongs to the gentleman in question. Charles Lamb
dog book reading
A book reads the better which is our own, and has been so long known to us, that we know the topography of its blots, and dog's ears, and can trace the dirt in it to having read it at tea with buttered muffins.
dog eye feet
Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire. Charlaine Harris
dog cat night
I met Elvis in your woods one night,” Terry said. One of the EMTs had given him a shot, and I thought it was beginning to work. “I knew I was nuts then. He was telling me how much he liked cats. I told him I was a dog person, myself.
dog hands gestures
A dog – a collie – went up to Eric, looked up at his face, and growled. “Shoo,” Eric said, making an imperious gesture with his hand.
dog sunset son
Today my son and I went for a stroll and saw the sea lions and watched the sunset and played ball in the park with our dog. Charisma Carpenter
dog machines tables
In my life there are not that many questions I can't properly deal with using my $40 adding machine and dog-eared compound interest table. Charlie Munger
dog horse cat
In fact, it makes me mad when someone kills snakes or dogs or cats or horses. I don't even like to eat meat - that is how much I am against killing... Charles Manson
dog people treats
Don't treat the dogs like people. Treat the dogs like dogs. They are better than people.
dog real people
We used to have a dog named Snoopy, you know, a real live dog. I suppose people who love Snoopy won't like it, but we gave him away. He fought with other dogs, so we traded him in for a load of gravel. Charles M. Schulz
dog only-time
The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.
dog mean cards-youre-dealt
Sometimes I wonder how you can stand being just a dog..." "You play with the cards you're dealt... Whatever that means.
dog animal pet
All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.
dog men he-man
Despots prefer the friendship of the dog, who, unjustly mistreated and debased, still loves and serves the man who wronged him. Charles Fourier
dog strong thinking
Next week John Boehner will be sitting behind Barack Obama at the State of the Union address. I think Obama should purposely try to embarrass him by telling the story of 'Old Yeller.' The state of our Union is strong, but not so good for one special dog.' Bill Maher
dog dirty hot
Meat is dirty. I wouldn't touch a hot dog without a condom on it
dog heaven lists
Of course, there are questions that plague all of us. How did we get here? What happens when we die? Is there a heaven? Am I on the list? Who let the dogs out?
dog children hero
I have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same thing.
dog drinking fall
Wichita Falls, Texas is considering using toilet water for drinking. And a dog there today said, 'White people's problems.'
dog cop ifs
If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away.
dog america laughing
Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh!
dog sorry america
America is like a dog. I'm sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can't actually explain issues to a dog.
dog thinking trying
Trying to get today's Republicans to accept basic facts is like trying to get your dog to take a pill. You have to feed them the truth wrapped in a piece of baloney, hold their snouts shut and stroke their throats. and even then, just when you think they've swallowed it, they spit it out on the linoleum.