Famous Quotes & Sayings

Louis C. K.

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'

We thought of it as trying to be a marriage broker or at least start the dating process.

When people talk about the impact of mobile dating, everyone focuses on real-time meeting - this idea that my pocket will vibrate every time a hot girl walks by. That's important. But it's not transformative.

Judy Greer

I'd been dating my husband for about a year, and I'd already kissed George Clooney, Ashton Kutcher and Gerard Butler. Awesome year, right?

We're dating and trying to get everything to standard.

Andrea Thompson

We ended up going on our second date, which spiraled into us dating for three years.

We do the matchmaking. It's a dating service.

The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes.

Rick Santorum

Rick wouldn't be the guy dating the senior queen. But he was probably friends with her.

Manny Montana

People usually spend the first two months playing themselves up, not really being themselves. You waste those two months - and then they tell you, 'You're not who I was dating the first month!'

William Williams

Night is a room darkened for lovers. . . .

Megan Fox

I think once you enter the dating world and you realise it's nothing like those Disney movies you watched when you were a little girl, you just become more guarded.

Our public schools should not sponsor groups that are nothing more than taxpayer subsidized dating services.

Jimmy Fallon

My wife and I got engaged in New Hampshire at this lake house that her family's had forever, and it's on Lake Winnipesaukee. And so we went there every summer as we were dating.

Joelle Carter

My husband's a little younger than me. When I first started dating him, I just fell mad for him. I made a deal with myself: I was like, 'I'm not gonna get weird about what the future might be. I'm just going to be in every moment I can and enjoy us to the fullest.' I told him that, too.

Albert Ellis

People could rationally decide that prolonged relationships take up too much time and effort and that they'd much rather do other kinds of things. But most people are afraid of rejection.

Albert Brooks

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

Clint Eastwood

The prospect of dating someone in her twenties becomes less appealing as you get older. At some point in your fife, your tolerance level goes down and you realize that, with someone much younger, there's nothing really to talk about.

Well, that's one way to get the young males out of the house. Now if we can just get them some dates. Maybe people aren't dating anymore.

Dawn French

That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that.

Dane Cook

If you live far away from a person you no longer want to date just let them know that they are geographically undesirable.

David Letterman

Have you seen a copy of Tax Tips for Billionaires?

Andie MacDowell

I tried to tell them about the dating process because I'm single now and how horrible it is and how many foolish experiences I had had dating. So I was really selling him hard, but the whole time he really wanted me!

Andy Samberg

It's weird to have people so interested in your personal life. It's a part of the business that grosses me out. I'm always bummed out for people who just happen to be dating a celebrity, and they're also famous, and they can't live their life.

Anna Kournikova

There's time for a boyfriend in my life. But he would have to be understanding. He would have to understand that often I will be travelling and playing.

Anne Robinson

I am dating, but it is hard to find someone quick enough and funny enough. I am quite demanding.

Anita Loos

Gentlemen always seem to remember blondes.

Lauren London

I feel like there is always a rumor that I'm dating someone that I never met before. People have their judgments and ideas of who I am, and they know nothing.

Bob Dylan

I was down in the sewer with some little lover.

Bridget Hall

It's just me and my 6-month-old puppy. I am not dating anyone.

Bill Keller

I don't have dating tips.

Benjamin Franklin

Neither a Fortress nor a Maidenhead will hold out long after they begin to parley.

Ben Affleck

Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating.