Quotes about cat
categories restaurants menus
Undecidability is a useful category even in dealing with restaurant menus. Mason Cooley
cat stories may
Every life has a love story, even though the beloved may be imaginary, or a cat. Mason Cooley
cat people pet
A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats. Mason Cooley
cat three shepherds
Of three things be wary- of a feather on a cat, The shepherd eating mutton, And a guardsman that is fat. Mercedes Lackey
catholic raised
I'm not a proselytizer. I was raised Catholic. I am a Catholic. Michael Moore
cat hats bottles
Talon glanced around the loft. It looked as if a bottle of Pepto-Bismol had exploded, or the Cat in the Hat had come for a visit.’ (Talon) Sherrilyn Kenyon
cat moon two
(The tree bend over. Suddenly, a hiss and a meow sounded an instant before two cats darted off across the backyard.) Look, Lanie, it’s Mr. Tomcat come to save me from my celibacy. Oh, help me, Moon Mistress. Whatever am I to do with the attentions of such an unwanted suitor! Help me quick, before he kills me with my allergies. (Grace) Sherrilyn Kenyon
cat thinking ducks
What is that smell? (Nick) (It was like three-day-old cat vomit mixed with rotten asparagus.) Duck urine. It keeps the zombies from thinking I’m human. (Mark) Yeah, well it keeps me from thinking you’re sane. (Nick) Sherrilyn Kenyon
cat trying add
It's like trying to train an ADD cat in a mouse factory. Sherrilyn Kenyon
cat long nervous
I tell you, I was as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a roomful of rockers! Tennessee Ernie Ford
cat play ugly
I'm not afraid to play ugly - look at 'Adaptation.' I looked like a turd that a cat had coughed up. Nicolas Cage
catch-me
You would never catch me in a miniskirt. Norah Jones
cat
Tell him I took the cat Nora Roberts
catholic church deities
I'm free of an abusive cult, based on money and power that worships a fictional deity and safely back with the Catholic Church. Katie Holmes
cat excellence tails
A person who has a cat by the tail knows a whole lot more about cats than someone who has just read about them. Mark Twain
cat law cows
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. Mark Twain
cat men tails
The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful. Mark Twain
cat misuse ifs
If you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterward. You will never get her full confidence again. Mark Twain
cat sunny-weather noses
When there was room on the ledge outside of the pots and boxes for a cat, the cat was there- in sunny weather- stretched at full length, asleep and blissful, with her furry belly to the sun and a paw curved over her nose. Mark Twain
cat hot cold
The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. Nor upon a cold stove lid. Mark Twain
cat boys two
The proverb says, "Born lucky, always lucky," and I am very superstitious. As a small boy I was notoriously lucky. It was usual for one or two of our lads (per annum) to get drowned in the Mississippi or in Bear Creek, but I was pulled out in a 2/3 drowned condition 9 times before I learned to swim, and was considered to be a cat in disguise. Mark Twain
cat people apes
While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats. Mark Twain
cat sunset dark
We had a sunset of a very fine sort. The vast plain of the sea was marked off in bands of sharply-contrasted colors: great stretches of dark blue, others of purple, others of polished bronze; the billowy mountains showed all sorts of dainty browns and greens, blues and purples and blacks, and the rounded velvety backs of certain of them made one want to stroke them, as one would the sleek back of a cat. Mark Twain
cat men introduction
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction. Mark Twain
cat home tails
A person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was gitting knowledge that was always going to be useful to him, and warn't ever going to grow dim or doubtful. Mark Twain
cat fighting night
You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does -- but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat get to pulling fur with another cat on a shed, nights, and you'll hear grammar that will give you the lockjaw. Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use. Mark Twain
cat two different
If you ever want to eat a tuna sandwich again, don't go to a tuna factory. I visited one where they had two lines: one was the human food line and one was the cat food line - and they didn't look any different. Mark Mobius
catholic church unions
When Hitler came for the Jews... I was not a Jew, therefore, I was not concerned. And when Hitler attacked the Catholics, I was not a Catholic, and therefore, I was not concerned. And when Hitler attacked the unions and the industrialists, I was not a member of the unions and I was not concerned. Then, Hitler attacked me and the Protestant church - and there was nobody left to be concerned.
cat hunger pops
Some cats, Iggy Pop, they're going to always have that hunger. Nikki Sixx
cat rocks skins
Some exfoliates have rocks in them and it makes your skin really smooth, and cat litter is a good substitute. I haven't broke out at all yet! Nicole Polizzi
cat doors healthy
I had to nurture those doubts as if they were tiny, sickly kittens, until eventually they became sturdy, healthy grievances, with their own cat doors, which allowed them to wander in and out of our conversation at will. Nick Hornby
cat oddities produce
Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce. Molly Ivins
cat house teeth
I have a cat. I'm not a cat-person, but she came with the house that I'm renting. I don't know how many hundreds of dollars worth of bump removals, teeth removals, cleanings and vet fees I've been through since then. But of course I love her and she's worth it. Nathan Fillion